Things we find irritating in the outside world
I've only just caught up wiht thris thread but my goodness, there is still a looooong way to go down my list of rants. But here are a few:
1. People who resort to road-rage for any minor mistake another driver makes. I just swear at them, but live and let live. We ALL make mistakes.
2. Gym related. People who spend an inordinate time resting on the equipment. A few days ago I times one of these cunts. He spent TWELVE minutes resting on a Lat Pulldown - this when the place was packed. He'd even pulled up the thing that holds your legs down so he could rest his chin on it . After 12 mins I'd had enough and run out of other equipment I could use in the meantime and had a word. He mutters something, quickly does about 6 reps and fucking moves onto another machine and sits his arse down to do the same... I would like to do some exercise buddy - mainly of my fucking finger over the trigger of a gun pointing at your head. See also: tossers flirting with lycra-ed young ladies while sitting on same equipment
3. Gym related #2. Don't bother using the lockers that the gym has helpfully provided. No, instead please use every inch of benchspace to store your stuff. I don't fucking mind getting changed in the 2 sq feet of available floorspace since you and your Naomi Campbell sized luggage are more important than the rest of us, no really I don't...
4. Office. Someone in the kindness of their heart has brought in some sweets or biscuits from their trip. You take the last one. Just how busy and important you must be not to have the time to throw the empty carton/packet/box in the bin or recycling. See also: people who do have the time to wash up a cup/plate/bowl they used for lunch.
I've only just caught up wiht thris thread but my goodness, there is still a looooong way to go down my list of rants. But here are a few:
1. People who resort to road-rage for any minor mistake another driver makes. I just swear at them, but live and let live. We ALL make mistakes.
2. Gym related. People who spend an inordinate time resting on the equipment. A few days ago I times one of these cunts. He spent TWELVE minutes resting on a Lat Pulldown - this when the place was packed. He'd even pulled up the thing that holds your legs down so he could rest his chin on it . After 12 mins I'd had enough and run out of other equipment I could use in the meantime and had a word. He mutters something, quickly does about 6 reps and fucking moves onto another machine and sits his arse down to do the same... I would like to do some exercise buddy - mainly of my fucking finger over the trigger of a gun pointing at your head. See also: tossers flirting with lycra-ed young ladies while sitting on same equipment
3. Gym related #2. Don't bother using the lockers that the gym has helpfully provided. No, instead please use every inch of benchspace to store your stuff. I don't fucking mind getting changed in the 2 sq feet of available floorspace since you and your Naomi Campbell sized luggage are more important than the rest of us, no really I don't...
4. Office. Someone in the kindness of their heart has brought in some sweets or biscuits from their trip. You take the last one. Just how busy and important you must be not to have the time to throw the empty carton/packet/box in the bin or recycling. See also: people who do have the time to wash up a cup/plate/bowl they used for lunch.
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