Poster headline competition

[Pants]

Amazingly, this poster is currently running on billboards across the UK. Wrong on so many levels it hardly bears thinking about. My best line so far:

"No, I said Belvedere and Coke!"

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[Stumpy Pepys]

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"Well, I promised to give him a ring."

[Gerontophile]

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I am a blow up doll and I claim my £5.

[Mumpo]

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I can't make it out. Is there a bigger version?

[Edit: Hang on, it's a man's crotch. Right.]

[evilC]

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KM:

If that's the caption you're offering up, it's almost genius. If you'd finished it off with the line "God, I am sooo pissed!" it would have been!

[evilC]

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"Yes, I'm going to suck his cock.

...and then I'm going to make him suck mine - in front of all his friends!"