Staying friends with Access

[Felicity, I guess so]

'You're a real pal, Access'

[Ibn Pickthall]

Staying friends with Access

I thought this was going to be about MS Access; there's no way we could be friends. Forced to work together out of necessity, yes, but not friends.

[sw2borshch]

Staying friends with Access

A bloke I work with is known as Fat Wallet by his two teenage daughters who are surely too young to remeber those adverts.

[DCI Harry Batt]

Staying friends with Access

Et tu, Felicity?

[Cavalry Trouser Tips]

Staying friends with Access

This is great.

Nick Park gets in on the act.

[Sean of the Shed]

Staying friends with Access

This is pretty funny too.