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    A wildlife expert says...

    "...Squirreltastic!...little fluffy tales (sic)...their tufty ears."

    Christ almighty! I mean, I love squirrels, but shit - is that a story? Is that how you write copy? I never thought I was good enough to be a journalist, but I'm starting to wonder if I could start at the BBC and maybe work my way up to Viz or something?

    Mind you, isn't that Dame Judi lovely?!

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    A wildlife expert says...

    I'd like to see her suckling her otter.

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      A wildlife expert says...

      Either the BBC editors aren't much cop either or squirrels are surprisingly good raconteurs.

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        A wildlife expert says...

        with their little fluffy tales
        Good old BBC.

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          A wildlife expert says...

          "A walk-through enclosure for red squirrels, thought to be the first of its kind in England, has opened in Surrey."

          Pushing Dame Judi out of the way to be the first official visitor - shouting "Squirrels....let me at the squirrels..." - was a man identified by police only as C.T. wearing an Eric Cantona jersey, eating a cheese toasty and mumbling about IKEA beds.

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