Because, I know alot of you remember the thread I started on the old board where I said I was leaving the shaven-headed look behind after eight years and growing a lavish head of hair once again. And I know you've spent the last few weeks wondering if my hair growth strategy came to fruition, or if I bottled it and in a fit of exasperation, took the electric razor to my scalp. Well, thanks for your concern, but you'll be glad to hear that the good news is, my follicles have been fecund, my mane is now magnificent... I am hirsute. A glorious crop of soft, lush hair now sits where scant months ago, there was only coarse stubble. The fringe is maybe a little higher than it was a decade ago, but there's no sign of a bald spot, and it's as thick and luxuriant as ever, spilling over my ears in sumptuous cascades. I'm proudly sporting a proto-mullet, and I was overjoyed to see this morning, after a rigorous towelling, that right over my neck it's even starting to curl upwards in a fetchingly cute manner.
The only downside to my current hairy spurt is that I'm now addicted to male hair sculpting products. Sitting on my vanity shelf right now are wax, paste, gum, gel and clay, would you believe, which I can only get out of the tub by clawing at it with my fingersnails. Christ knows what's in it, but whatever it is, it gets thoroughly massaged in every morning.
So, there you go. Next time you see me, I'll probably look like Joey Ramone (did before he died). Mmm, I'm just running my fingers through it now. Gorgeous.
The only downside to my current hairy spurt is that I'm now addicted to male hair sculpting products. Sitting on my vanity shelf right now are wax, paste, gum, gel and clay, would you believe, which I can only get out of the tub by clawing at it with my fingersnails. Christ knows what's in it, but whatever it is, it gets thoroughly massaged in every morning.
So, there you go. Next time you see me, I'll probably look like Joey Ramone (did before he died). Mmm, I'm just running my fingers through it now. Gorgeous.
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