The return of Blue Tulip

[Spearmint Rhino]

Holy fucking shit!

A friend of mine has just texted to inform me that Blue Tulip Rose Read, the legendary stalker of radio DJ Mike, has turned up after a decade of obscurity, on Britain's Got Talent. Her act, apparently, involved barking "Edelweiss" like a dog.

I'm not clear about whether this will be repeated or it was already a repeat, but I have to see it.

[Guest]

The return of Blue Tulip

A google search on Blue Tulip Rose Read provides a bit for info on the sadly troubled women.

However don't click on the google images if you are at work, cos there seem to be a 'talking point' collection of plates I presume you could buy.

[David Agnew]

The return of Blue Tulip

Wait no longer, SR:

Amanda Holden is in hysterics before she even starts. And she's now called Blue Tulip Rose Edelweiss Warby.

[Taylor]

The return of Blue Tulip

Christ al-cocking-mighty - Nishlord meets up with Chris Needham, then Blue Tulip lumbers out of the shadows. I'm scared to leave the house now, in case I get called "fuckin' bignose" by John Davidson or punched in the fuckin' earhole by Paul Sykes. What's going on?

[Spearmint Rhino]

The return of Blue Tulip

Great comment under the Youtube clip there, Taylor.

[Nishlord]

The return of Blue Tulip

Check out how she knew about Simon Cowell's earlier career. If she had only done Music For The Last Couple, she would have pissed it.