Victoria Closed - Possible explosion?

[hobbes]

Just had an email saying Victoria Station is shut due to an uderground explosion. Anyone heard anything?

[WOM]

Victoria Closed - Possible explosion?

Probably the bloke who closed it.

[EIM]

Victoria Closed - Possible explosion?

TFL are saying there are no major disruptions on the tube network.

[hobbes]

Victoria Closed - Possible explosion?

Nothing on the BBC or Sky yet either.
We got an internal mail from Security, who get City Police updates saying "Please be advised that we are receiving early reports that Victoria Station is shut, due to an underground explosion"
That's it, basically.

[EIM]

Victoria Closed - Possible explosion?

Blimeo. That'll fuck up the trains, eh? Pub landlords around the station will be rubbing their fucking hands.

[hobbes]

Victoria Closed - Possible explosion?

"blimeo"?! That's as bad as "aces."

[WOM]

Victoria Closed - Possible explosion?

The explosion's upset him.

[EIM]

Victoria Closed - Possible explosion?

Is it fuck as bad as aces. Blimeo is cool in a Rat Pack kind of way. You can imagine Peter Lawford saying 'blimeo'. OK, I doubt any of the big three would have said it. But Lawford? Deffo.

Aces is said by idiots and/or schoolgirls.

[Pinback]

Victoria Closed - Possible explosion?

Lots on twitter about it.

http://twitter.com/#search?q=victoria%20station

[WOM]

Victoria Closed - Possible explosion?

Maybe this is what ganja's nil thread is about.

[TMA]

Victoria Closed - Possible explosion?

Hehe, WOM.

I know Twitter's got it's uses, but that Victoria Station link is hilarious. No actual information, just a bunch of people repeating the same line. In fact, you can almost sense the excitement.. 'watching tweets for more'.

[Guest]

Victoria Closed - Possible explosion?

Yeah it's not very useful. Real information would be helpful,. I've got to change there.

And hope no one is hurt, obviously.

[sw2borshch]

Victoria Closed - Possible explosion?

A lad I used to know was very fond of the epithet "cunto". Takes a bit of the sting out of it - "ow, cunto!" - how could that possibly raise anyone's hackles?

[Pinback]

Victoria Closed - Possible explosion?

That's odd, I found this link from the twitter feed immediately:

http://communitysafe.gov.uk/articles...on-victoria-st

[WOM]

Victoria Closed - Possible explosion?

Workingstiff wrote:

I've got to change there.

Change at the office like normal people.

[Guest]

Victoria Closed - Possible explosion?

Worn Old Motorbike wrote:

Workingstiff wrote:

I've got to change there.

Change at the office like normal people.

Look man, my compulsive tube nakedness is an illness, and I won't be persecucted because of it.

[EIM]

Victoria Closed - Possible explosion?

I'm not averse to a bit of cunto. And cunty-bollocks for that matter.

So. To recap. There was a small explosion. But any problems have already been solved. Phew, eh?

[WOM]

Victoria Closed - Possible explosion?

Nice use of 'eh', EIM.

[sw2borshch]

Victoria Closed - Possible explosion?

Still nothing on news websites. Blimey, I've gone all breaking news tickertape doolally.

[hobbes]

Victoria Closed - Possible explosion?

I have an Aussie mate who uses "cuntox" quite a lot.
Panic over, anyway.

[evilC]

Victoria Closed - Possible explosion?

EIM wrote:

I'm not averse to a bit of cunto. And cunty-bollocks for that matter.

I'm not the only person who uses 'cunty-bollocks'? Thank god! I'm not certifiably insane, then? ...Just rude.

[Boris Carpark]

Victoria Closed - Possible explosion?

Yeah, me too on the 'Cunty-bollocks' thing. 'Cunty-Balls' or '-baws' also acceptable.
Great to use when wanting to hurry someone up such as 'Oi. Cunty-bollocks, your round.' etc