Why is it some people can never let go of their job. They have to carry on doing it wherever they are. I remember a documentry recently about Health and Safety officers, in which one particularly fastidious fart was walking around his kitchen highlighting potential dangers that could occur such as sharp knives under soap suds in the sink. They then spoke to his wife, who said she was happy that he was always looking out for her, but you could see her eyes her eyes were glazed over with sadness, boredom and regret for a life wasted married to a tedious little clipboard jockey.
Anyway that's her own fucking fault and not what I originally posted this for. The people who never stop working who really get on my b-cups are impressionists. They really are the most annoying fucks you could possibly expect to see on television. No matter what show they are on they can't resist chucking in a few cameo performances from their repetoire of bell-ends, answering questions in the voice of Tony Blair or Gordon Ramsey for no good reason or relevance, just to remind everybody what it is that they actually do.
Unfortunately, away from the helpful make-up artists on their own shows, they just look like a twat doing a funny voice. They don't look and sometimes don't even sound like the people they are taking off, they think it's enough to caricature a distinctive mannerism. Even if they wore a t-shirt with the name of the person they are mimicking on it, you'd struggle to recognise them. Alistair Macgowan doesn't look like anybody without a heap of prosphetics and wigs, and Rory Bremner and John Culshaw just look like each other, which is no use to anybody.
I don't know of any other showbiz types that do this. Singers don't put everything they say in a tuneful voice, dancers don't spend all day and night in tap shoes carrying a cane. Why can't these people just put it to one side unless it is truly necessary for them to do an impression. Or alternatively just keep goading some vicious guard dogs until one of them decides to rip their larynx out.
Anyway that's her own fucking fault and not what I originally posted this for. The people who never stop working who really get on my b-cups are impressionists. They really are the most annoying fucks you could possibly expect to see on television. No matter what show they are on they can't resist chucking in a few cameo performances from their repetoire of bell-ends, answering questions in the voice of Tony Blair or Gordon Ramsey for no good reason or relevance, just to remind everybody what it is that they actually do.
Unfortunately, away from the helpful make-up artists on their own shows, they just look like a twat doing a funny voice. They don't look and sometimes don't even sound like the people they are taking off, they think it's enough to caricature a distinctive mannerism. Even if they wore a t-shirt with the name of the person they are mimicking on it, you'd struggle to recognise them. Alistair Macgowan doesn't look like anybody without a heap of prosphetics and wigs, and Rory Bremner and John Culshaw just look like each other, which is no use to anybody.
I don't know of any other showbiz types that do this. Singers don't put everything they say in a tuneful voice, dancers don't spend all day and night in tap shoes carrying a cane. Why can't these people just put it to one side unless it is truly necessary for them to do an impression. Or alternatively just keep goading some vicious guard dogs until one of them decides to rip their larynx out.
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