...can't post on the locked thread. It's not fair. I'm officially not in the clique, Brains Trust, cool gang and that.
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sw2boro wrote:
Nah....can't post on the locked thread. It's not fair. I'm officially not in the clique, Brains Trust, cool gang and that.
Everyone who can't post into it should start their very own whiny thread about not being part of the "gang". -
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Splitter.Comment
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I'll PM you the clique code if you promise not to tell Potger.Comment
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I think the reason we cn't post in it is because we logged in after the thread was locked. Did PPV post something that was deleted by admins after his 1524 post?Comment
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Worn Old Motorbike wrote:
Fuck off to the kUNTkLUB, kUNT!I'll PM you the clique code if you promise not to tell Potger.Comment
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Nil, logic's no good here. We're through the looking glass, people.Comment
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Check your inbox, nutter.Comment
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Worn Old Motorbike wrote:
Animal Farm?Check your inbox, nutter.
This is more like the end of Brave New World where they move all the dissenters to Greenland, where it's revealed they're the ones really running the World.Comment
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Aw fuck. I'm only half way through. Bastard.Comment
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Worn Old Motorbike wrote:
And while we're on the subject.Aw fuck. I'm only half way through. Bastard.
In Murder on the Orient Express everybody did it.
In her other one it's the policeman.
Bruce Willis is dead all along.
As is Tim Robbins who died in the first scene in 'Nam.
Rosebud is a sled.
Verbal Kint is Keyser Soze
Sooty and Sweep aren't real.Comment
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Mundt really is working for British Intelligence; what Leamas doesn't know is that the plot all along was to discredit Fiedler.Comment
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Apollo Creed said "Ain't gonna be no rematch" but sure enough, he fights Rocky again in the sequel, and this time Rocky wins it, but only after a stunning dramatic ten-count where both fighters are laid out on the canvas (Rocky collapses himself upon knocking over Creed) and struggling to come to their feet. It is Rocky who hoists himself up by the rope at the count of 9. He is the new Heavyweight Champion of the World.Comment
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Darth Vader really is Luke Skywalker's dad, as a result of the only known romance in the history of this or any other galaxy where a beautiful, single, rich girl in her mid-twenties decides to roll about in the hay with a snotty brat apparently at least five or six years her junior.Comment
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Rrrrright...
Frodo decides not to destroy the ring, but puts it on and is attacked by Smeagol, who, possibly because of Frodo's earlier command falls into the Crack of Doom, thus destroying the ring.
The Dark Tower then collapses, and the Captains of the West destroy the forces of Mordor outside the Black Gate.
They then return to Minas Tirith, to await the arrival of Arwen, her father, and the Lorien elves for her marriage to Aragorn and his coronation.
The hobbits then journey back first to Rivendell, where they meet Bilbo, seemingly for the last time before returning to the Shire where they find Saruman has got there before them, intending to simply destroy the Shire by polluting it. Grima has murdered [and eaten] Lotho, and, after being forced out by armed hobbits led by Merry and Pippin, snaps and stabs and kills Saruman. Grima is killed in a hail of arrows.
Some time later, Frodo announces to Sam, who has married Rosie and now has a daughter, that he is leaving the Shire for good, and has left Bag End to Sam.
Frodo and Sam journey through the woods where they meet Galadriel, Gandalf, Elrond, and Bilbo who are travelling to the Havens. Gandalf and Elrond are now openly wearing two of the Elven rings.
On arrival they are joined by Merry and Pippin, who wait while the company excepting Sam board a boat for Elvenhome.
Sam, Merry, and Pippin return to the Shire in silence.
The End.Comment
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1 of them survives. Terrible odds to start with really, but there didn't seem to be any reasoning with them.Comment
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Jaws 2 was the baby shark that fell out of Jaws's womb when she blew up at the end of the first film.Comment
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Well, it seems to be properly locked now, so I'll just drop this little piece of NSFW jocularity here......
The inimitable Derek and Clive discuss some blokeComment
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ET is an alien paedophile and the ship he escapes from at the start of the film is a prison barge.Comment
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Rosebud was the name of the prostitute that Orson Well's charactor lost his virginity to In Citizen Kane. The movie censors made him cut it lenghty sex scene from the film.Comment
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It was the Jews who killed Jesus. Pilate was okay doing Barabbas; they demanded Jesus, so Jesus it was who gets to die. But that doesn't stop him: he comes back stronger than ever as a man-god, only he doesn't seek revenge. Yet. They say he will in the sequel which still hasn't been released, although every year you hear people talking it up, which is great PR you hafta admit, but there's only so long they can get away with that before people lose interest.Comment
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I already have....Comment
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