Things that can’t possibly exist in paradise

[Ibn Pickthall]

Autoscale in the charts of MS Excel.

Why does this exist? Just leave my axis formatting at font size 10 when I copy and paste a chart. Like I told you last time. Why insist on changing it to a size illegible to the human eye? Don’t pretend like you’re helping me, oh dastardly feature that Excel won’t allow me to turn off.

[San Bernardhinault]

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Surely Excel doesn't exist in paradise?

[EIM]

Things that can’t possibly exist in paradise

Fishcakes.

[Gerontophile]

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Rangers fans?

*Glasgow variety, obviously. Cue Glen Daly:

[MsD]

Things that can’t possibly exist in paradise

Ibn Pickthall wrote:

Autoscale in the charts of MS Excel.

it's not in 2007 .. you can turn in off in previous versions with a bit of VBA, you should be able to find by Googling.

This is one reason we use to paste all our charts as pictures (at Lehman's and other big corps), they're more stable and people can't click on them and distort them.

[Wyatt Earp]

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EIM wrote:

Fishcakes.

Loony.

[EIM]

Things that can’t possibly exist in paradise

Two problems with them, W(o)E:

1. They aint cakes
2. They are fish

[Gerontophile]

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There speaks a misogynist, baker.

They ARE fish (salmon, and a n other), and you can BAKE them, ergo:

Alternatively, yeah, most are shite, but I can only imagine how* well fish/cakes would go down in 'Heaven'... with all the smell of poppers and shirtless hunks of indiscriminate sexuality/surgery.

Hehehehe

*spelling

**Is that club still open?

[EIM]

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Ah, it's good to have you back. I've not got a clue what you're on about, but rather than feel confused, I feel comfortable. And also confused.

[Gerontophile]

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I will PM you, as I feel rather uncomfortable spelling that out.

[Guy Profumo]

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Piers Morgan

[beak]

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wasps
W.A.S.P.
WASPs

[beak]

Things that can’t possibly exist in paradise

oh, and anyone who rides around on a vespa.

[Ray de Galles]

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EIM wrote:

Two problems with them, W(o)E:

1. They aint cakes
2. They are fish

Not much fish though, they're mostly potato normally aren't they?

[Guy Profumo]

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dogbeak wrote:

wasps
W.A.S.P.
WASPs

wrote:

You ungrateful bastard.

[WOM]

Things that can’t possibly exist in paradise

dogbeak wrote:

oh, and anyone who rides around on a vespa.

Even old ones? That doesn't seem right.