The sky+ box wasn't working, so we had to call a fella out. He replaced the box, which is good, as we no longer have to spend long evenings sat trying to think of things to say to each other, desperately wishing we were watching Grand Designs or something. But the new box has caused much pain and gnashing of teeth, as it means they've lost five episodes of Flash Forward, or something.
Meanwhile, the car won't start. The electrics have been fucked on it for a while, but they just left it. Today it won't turn over, nothing happens.
Everyone is running around in a blind panic because two bits of fairly inconsequential pieces of technology are fubared. It's quite funny. I sit here with my laptop and oyster card and I laugh. Laugh at the poor, technology dependent fools.
This is why we should sack off the machines and go and live in a cabin in the wilderness with nowt but the internet (cough) and a wolf-like dog called London. Only then, people, will we realise that Flash Forward is fucking shite, and a waste of 3% of your sky+ box hard drive.
Meanwhile, the car won't start. The electrics have been fucked on it for a while, but they just left it. Today it won't turn over, nothing happens.
Everyone is running around in a blind panic because two bits of fairly inconsequential pieces of technology are fubared. It's quite funny. I sit here with my laptop and oyster card and I laugh. Laugh at the poor, technology dependent fools.
This is why we should sack off the machines and go and live in a cabin in the wilderness with nowt but the internet (cough) and a wolf-like dog called London. Only then, people, will we realise that Flash Forward is fucking shite, and a waste of 3% of your sky+ box hard drive.
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