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    Who's a cu**?

    Let it off your chest, let the steam out.
    No restrictions, no holding back, no biting your tongue
    To the rhythm of your heart pumping wild fury and wanting to murder!

    Let’s bitch!

    #2
    Who's a cu**?

    Paris Hilton

    Why do I think Frankenstein whenever I see her gob?

    Oh, hold on, it's because she got FAKE, in every single aspect, mob-punched with a staple-gun all over her face!

    Whoever fucks Paris Hilton fucks an inflatable version of itself. She-IT is the epitome of self-dreary being dragged over a very bland of tedious mellow granted a voice.

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      #3
      Who's a cu**?

      Let's face it, MOTHER, the above!

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        #4
        Who's a cu**?

        I'm kind of (with every day) leaning towards Obama being a useless cunt. He needs to start doing shit or he'll end up being the Winston Bogarde of American Presidents, the twat with nothing but a finer movie-ad voice that he is now.

        And the Nobel Peace Prize!?
        Even he was stunned. Stunned better than you'd be able with a baseball bat over a forehead!
        Fuck's sake!
        Annex Norway, again, the muppets!
        How the fuck they came up with him to get that is to laugh at.

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          #5
          Who's a cu**?

          Somebody here should adopt the username PPV's Inner Monologue.

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            #6
            Who's a cu**?

            Is this the new 'One Touch Pissed As A Pudding' thread?

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              #7
              Who's a cu**?

              There are worse people in the world than Paris Hilton. Ray Parlour, for instance.

              Yes, it still hurts.

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                #8
                Who's a cu**?

                Jon Gaunt has to be near the top of the list.

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                  #9
                  Who's a cu**?

                  The fucktard with the mobile phone in the quiet pub I called into after work last night.

                  "... dropped the ball on that one ... know the business inside-out ... touch base soon ..."

                  At the very least, I'd have rearranged his face with a coal shovel.

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                    #10
                    Who's a cu**?

                    What did Ray Parlour do?

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                      #11
                      Who's a cu**?

                      He disrespected Eileen Drewery. Zen Master Liquidator-San is living for the day when he can tip salt on the slug which Parlour stands to be reincarnated as for such a karmic insult.

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                        #12
                        Who's a cu**?

                        Pat Kenny

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                          #13
                          Who's a cu**?

                          EIM wrote:
                          What did Ray Parlour do?
                          2002 FA Cup Final baby. Even more enjoyable with Tim Lovejoy's "fanzone" commentary.

                          I'd like to nominate the boy racer who was driving way too fast through a narrow tunnel and smashed off my mum's wing mirror on Sunday. Karma's gonna get you, you cu**!

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                            #14
                            Who's a cu**?

                            You want cunts?

                            Christopher Robertson's a cunt.

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                              #15
                              Who's a cu**?

                              There was this woman on the tram making me vomit, almost. 30-yearish, talking to some male colleague from the posh clothing store, and oh how punchable she was with her overly fake enthusiasm and tricking him into sharing gossip about other staff.
                              Then she called her mother, with her voice changing so drastically it was scary and Schizo.

                              Norman Bates was sane compared to this bint.

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                                #16
                                Who's a cu**?

                                La Lanterne Rouge wrote:
                                You want cunts?
                                Where have I heard that before?

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                                  #17
                                  Who's a cu**?



                                  'Travis will be doing a Britney Spears cover in the Live lounge.. You've got to hear it'....NO I FUCKING HAVE NOT!

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                                    #18
                                    Who's a cu**?

                                    La Lanterne Rouge wrote:
                                    Wow! You are right. Kid's in desperate need of a beating.

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                                      #19
                                      Who's a cu**?

                                      I'll nominate Republican Congressman Eric Cantor, an observant Jew, who used the expedient of a spokesperson, after the fact, to call the graphic poster linking Obama's health care initiative to a naked pile of victims of Dachau, on prominent display at a Tea Party event at which Cantor had shared the podium, "inappropriate."

                                      As opposed to, you know, betraying a mere scrap of dignity or sense of shame.

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                                        #20
                                        Who's a cu**?

                                        His mother, Sue, gave evidence for the prosecution saying that her son was dominating and a bully.

                                        When Robertson was found guilty of dangerous driving and perverting the course of justice he swore at the judge and vomited in the dock before struggling as he was escorted to the cells.
                                        Superb!

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                                          #21
                                          Who's a cu**?

                                          More cunts:

                                          Nacho Novo
                                          Louis Walsh
                                          Roy Keane
                                          Pope Benedict XVI
                                          Rebekah Wade
                                          Ryan Tubridy
                                          Gerry Ryan
                                          George Osborne
                                          Ronan O'Gara

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                                            #22
                                            Who's a cu**?

                                            The truth emerged after Robertson confided to Scott Coleman, 22, a stable lad, about how he had struck the bike because Mr Smith was hogging the road. “Mr Coleman said that the defendant told him he had intended to clip him with his car, sending him into a ditch, but that it had all gone horribly wrong,” Robin Sellars, for the prosecution, said.

                                            In an attempt to discredit Mr Coleman, Robertson claimed that the witness was angry because his homosexual advances to Robertson had been rebuffed.
                                            Stay classy, Christopher Robertson.

                                            There was this woman on the tram making me vomit, almost. 30-yearish, talking to some male colleague from the posh clothing store, and oh how punchable she was with her overly fake enthusiasm and tricking him into sharing gossip about other staff.
                                            Then she called her mother, with her voice changing so drastically it was scary and Schizo.
                                            Sorry to be stating the obvious, but that's not in the slightest a reason to think someones a cunt. It's worrying that you do think that.

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                                              #23
                                              Who's a cu**?

                                              Don't let Hofzinser see this thread.

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                                                #24
                                                Who's a cu**?

                                                Paolo Maldini.

                                                (Hi again, Z!).

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                                                  #25
                                                  Who's a cu**?

                                                  Yeah, look, I'm never sure how much slack to cut you as a non-English speaker, but "cunt" really isn't the word we use for someone who's a bit annoying on public transport and then changes her voice when she talks to her Mum.

                                                  Neither's "punchable", for that matter, and there's surely less excuse there.

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