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[evilC]

There's no such thing as conspiracies, but...

Bono is a secret Chelsea fan in league with Neil Oliver (youknowhimfrom'Coast') and the BNP, in order to keep Coldplay near the top of our charts, Creationism on the school curriculum and the Irish press in a perpetual state of shitness.

(In other words, how many OTF causes celebres / betes noires can you combine into one handy sentence?)

[The Exploding Vole]

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Neil Oliver?

[evilC]

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(Yes. It's meant to be nonsense. It's not meant to hold up to the rigours of analysis or philosophical debate. Oh, fugeddaboudit!)

[The Exploding Vole]

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No no, it's okay. I just didn't realise Neil Oliver could get up peoples' noses because I quite like him.

[evilC]

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I mentioned 'Coast' once on a thread and I couldn't believe the amount of vitriol about him. I just think it's funny that they manipulate the script so that he can say "murrrrrder" as often as possible.