As if being on the tube wasn't depressing enough
Bloody hell, I hadn't clocked that "Kelly Brook to appear in Calendar Girls" story before. Possibly the most pathetically cynical and shocking piece of miscasting there's ever been. A story about a bunch of dowdy middle aged women who are brave enough to pose naked with their well-past-their-prime bodies now features a hot young model to attract all the salivating middle aged male tourists who will cringingly pretend to their wives that other aspects of the production are more interesting.
Anyway, the voluptuous Ms Brook's ample bosom looks way better when she keeps her kit on and wears a decent bra.
As if being on the tube wasn't depressing enough
Cat! who hast pass'd thy grand cliacteric,
How many mice and rats hast in thy days
Destroy'd? - How many tit bits stolen? Gaze
With those bright languid segments green, and prick
Those velvet ears - but pr'ythee do not stick
Thy latent talons in me - and upraise
Thy gentle mew - and tell me all thy frays
Of fish and mice, and rats and tender chick.
Nay, look not down, nor lick thy dainty wrists -
For all the wheezy asthma, - and for all
Thy tail's tip is nick'd off - and though the fists
Of many a maid have given thee many a mail,
Still is that fur as soft as when the lists
In youth thou enter'dst on glass bottled wall.
As if being on the tube wasn't depressing enough
Lord Mauleverer wrote:
Bloody hell, I hadn't clocked that "Kelly Brook to appear in Calendar Girls" story before. Possibly the most pathetically cynical and shocking piece of miscasting there's ever been. A story about a bunch of dowdy middle aged women who are brave enough to pose naked with their well-past-their-prime bodies now features a hot young model to attract all the salivating middle aged male tourists who will cringingly pretend to their wives that other aspects of the production are more interesting.
Anyway, the voluptuous Ms Brook's ample bosom looks way better when she keeps her kit on and wears a decent bra.
As if being on the tube wasn't depressing enough
"Someone is sitting in a dark room somewhere peering at any sort of nudity,"
An exceptional instance of introspection and self awareness by a west end director
"The whole truth of the story that I'm doing is about this group of ordinary women who did something extraordinary. I'm replicating what they did."
Who are these ordinary women who got Kelly Brook to take her top off?
This is a standard west end ploy these days isn't it? Wait until your attendences decline then get Kelly Brook in to ruin your production. It worked for Fat Pig - she lasted for something like two weeks.
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