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    "What is your sexual orientation?"

    I have been asked to complete a questionnaire that contains the following question:

    What is your sexual orientation?
    - a) straight
    - b) gay / lesbian
    - c) bisexual
    - d) other sexual orientation

    I struggle to think what d) encompasses. Stuff with animals?

    #2
    "What is your sexual orientation?"

    Asexual?
    Transgender?

    I think 'non-identifying' is considered an acceptable answer.

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      #3
      "What is your sexual orientation?"

      I struggle to think what d) encompasses.
      Members of the priesthood/nuns?

      What about straight men, who nonetheless prefer 'lesbian' porn to 'straight' porn?

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        #4
        "What is your sexual orientation?"

        Rogin the Armchair Fan wrote:
        What about straight men, who nonetheless prefer 'lesbian' porn to 'straight' porn?
        Why not just buy Golf Digest?

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          #5
          "What is your sexual orientation?"

          I struggle to think what d) encompasses.

          East?

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            #6
            "What is your sexual orientation?"

            Worn Old Motorbike wrote:
            I think 'non-identifying' is considered an acceptable answer.
            In most circumstances I've encountered, it's the only acceptable answer.

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              #7
              "What is your sexual orientation?"

              Members of the priesthood/nuns?
              Eh?

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                #8
                "What is your sexual orientation?"

                As in "none of the above"?

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                  #9
                  "What is your sexual orientation?"

                  There's always 'wanker'.

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                    #10
                    "What is your sexual orientation?"

                    d) bi-curious
                    e) curious (yellow)
                    f) curious (blue)
                    g) kurious oranj

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                      #11
                      "What is your sexual orientation?"

                      And there is also mechaphilia.
                      It inspires some wonderful stories
                      Though the reality is not quite so romantic.

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                        #12
                        "What is your sexual orientation?"

                        That's like the character in Pynchon's Vineland that makes love to his Porsche.

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                          #13
                          "What is your sexual orientation?"

                          ... and ...

                          Wendy let me in I wanna be your friend
                          I want to guard your dreams and visions
                          Just wrap your legs 'round these velvet rims
                          and strap your hands across my engines

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                            #14
                            "What is your sexual orientation?"

                            What is your sexual orientation?
                            Ssssleazy...athletic...demure...ZzzZZzzZZ

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                              #15
                              "What is your sexual orientation?"

                              The Exploding Vole wrote:
                              I have been asked to complete a questionnaire that contains the following question:

                              What is your sexual orientation?
                              - a) straight
                              - b) gay / lesbian
                              - c) bisexual
                              - d) other sexual orientation

                              I struggle to think what d) encompasses. Stuff with animals?
                              I remember hearing on a Guardian podcast that 85% of men surveyed for some survey or other said that they would have less sex if they could watch more football, so maybe: football fan.

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                                #16
                                "What is your sexual orientation?"

                                d) furry

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                                  #17
                                  "What is your sexual orientation?"

                                  North to South, not East to West.

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                                    #18
                                    "What is your sexual orientation?"

                                    Is there not

                                    e) Mind your own fucking business you nosy cunts.

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                                      #19
                                      "What is your sexual orientation?"

                                      By "straight" do they mean "heterosexual"?
                                      Or "vanilla"?

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                                        #20
                                        "What is your sexual orientation?"

                                        I was going to start riffing on the theme of ice cream-y names for sexual orientations, but came right up against "raspberry ripple", whose sheer potential for unfunny bad taste spoilt the mood.

                                        It can be a rocky road all right. I said it can--ah, no, you see? Mood spoilt.

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                                          #21
                                          "What is your sexual orientation?"

                                          What mood did it spoil? Were you in a tutti frutti mood?

                                          But yeh, anyway, I'm heterosexual but wouldn't describe myself as straight, it sounds sort of boring dunnit.

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                                            #22
                                            "What is your sexual orientation?"

                                            How about:

                                            e) You really don't want to know, but suffice to say I'm almost single-handedly keeping the creme fraiche and sandpaper industries afloat

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                                              #23
                                              "What is your sexual orientation?"

                                              "Single-handedly" is the giveaway there.

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                                                #24
                                                "What is your sexual orientation?"

                                                How else would I keep hold of the creme fraiche?

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                                                  #25
                                                  "What is your sexual orientation?"

                                                  MsD wrote:
                                                  What mood did it spoil? Were you in a tutti frutti mood?
                                                  Hey, don't get sorbet-by.

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