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    Traditions that should be revived

    Having spent some time at the Oktoberfest recently, I learned that the position of the knot on the apron of a dirndl signifies the woman's status.

    So, left-hand side is single, right is married (or attached) and if it's at the back, she's a widow.

    And I was thinking, Christ, that would have saved me a lot of effort in my efforts of trying to chat up women.

    What other traditions should be brought back to make our lives easier?

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    Traditions that should be revived

    Although it wouldn't affect my life one way or the other, I feel that spot checks should once again be carried out on a regular basis to ensure that all hackney carriages have a bale of hay in their luggage compartment "in order to satiate the hunger pangs of the horse".

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      Traditions that should be revived

      I think we should get back to drowning Witches. They're getting out of hand.

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        Traditions that should be revived

        St Monday should be brought back. The Industrial Revolution was a real kick in the nutz for slackers.

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          Traditions that should be revived

          EIM wrote:
          I think we should get back to drowning Witches. They're getting out of hand.
          Funnily enough, witchcraft is really big among former tennis players. Including Goran. Even 'e's a witch.

          (Possibly my favourite gag ever from OTF Gold.)

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            Traditions that should be revived

            Why on Earth... wrote:
            EIM wrote:
            I think we should get back to drowning Witches. They're getting out of hand.
            Funnily enough, witchcraft is really big among former tennis players. Including Goran. Even 'e's a witch.

            (Possibly my favourite gag ever from OTF Gold.)
            One of my favourite Tim Vine jokes.

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