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Futile Attempts To Hide Baldness Of Our Time
erwin wrote:
Then there's this stuff.
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Futile Attempts To Hide Baldness Of Our Time
Plus, there's this stuff.
I can't help but think you'd need to stay away from magnets, for fear of ending up looking like wooly willy (SFW!)
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Just in case anybody feels they are missing out on this style icon:
The combover wig
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It's weird--everyone I know who's bald or balding just cuts their hair short or shaves it. However, I recently found out, from his ex-girlfriend, that a vague acquaintance (who's around 30-35) wears a toupee.
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- Mar 2008
- 14186
- The Deep South of England
- JPS Lotus
- Shortcake ...no, Custard Cream! ...no, Jammie Dodger...
Futile Attempts To Hide Baldness Of Our Time
Slight diversion, but...
When I was young I vowed that if I ever started balding I would shave my hair off or down to a grade 1 or 2. My hair has definitely started to recede now, but I can just about get away with similar styles to 10 years ago, so I'm putting it off for a while yet, but I still intend to go through with that plan if it recedes much more.
Now, here's my real point: why bother with toupees and wigs? Not only are they more trouble than a 'crew cut', but they stand to be a whole lot smellier, too! I mean, if I wore a hat, I'd wash it after every 2 or 3 days of constant use - possibly even less. Toupees and wigs must get weeks of use before the owner does anything with them other than brushing. The idea of putting such a thing on my bald pate horrifies me!
There's a bloke in my town (seemingly a terrible alcoholic, but still...) who seems to use a combination of all the methods used above. His combover looks solid, like a bad toupee and the exposed skin on his crown appears to always have a thick coating of what looks like cocoa powder. I was unaware of those 'solutions' (ha!) above, but they would explain this. One day I had the misfortune of sitting behind him on a bus and his head just stank! It had to be his toupee/head, because it wasn't a B.O. smell nor that of the booze. It was stomach-turning, though.
Also - why can't people be honest about such things? It might sound weird, but I think I'd feel that I'd trust a toupee/wig wearer less. It's that idea of 'concealment' and suspension of disbelief (that one's hair is no longer there) that would make me feel they were slightly less than totally grounded.
Sorry! Rambling now!
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- Mar 2008
- 14186
- The Deep South of England
- JPS Lotus
- Shortcake ...no, Custard Cream! ...no, Jammie Dodger...
Futile Attempts To Hide Baldness Of Our Time
radmonkey wrote:
Somewhere, theres a hipster with an "ironic" combover as we speak.
Slagsmalsklubben:
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It might sound weird, but I think I'd feel that I'd trust a toupee/wig wearer less. It's that idea of 'concealment' and suspension of disbelief (that one's hair is no longer there) that would make me feel they were slightly less than totally grounded.
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I'll soon be threading the path of shaved head. I've not quite got to the point of 'creative combing' but it's definitely thinning, i've started to get a widows peak and I keep thinking of it more as the 'illusion of hair'.
Least it's not as bad as this guy though...
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I've never understood who men with combovers think they're fooling.
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I've never understood who men with combovers think they're fooling.
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...but I can't see myself having any qualms about shaving it off when it gets to that stage
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I can. I have a very unattractively shaped head, which my hair fortunately covers. I'm wondering if I was a botched forceps delivery.
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This is all uncomfortably close to home. During the eight years or so I kept my head shaved (No.1 or 2) I went what I can only describe, in the light of the above images, as a bit Alan Shearer. I decided to grow my hair longer again, as it might be nearly the last time I could do so without going (North-Eastern football analogy again) all Steve McClaren, marooned on quiff island.
I am unsettled by some photographs of me these days as I appear to be developing the biggest parting since Moses.
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Toby Gymshorts wrote:
Plus, there's this stuff.
I haven't checked but I wouldn't be surprised to find 'before and after' pictures of me somewhere on that site (no, I don't use the stuff, just helped him out with a photo shoot once).
To those who think it's an easy decision to 'just shave it' when it starts thinning, trust me, it's not. Not for everyone anyway. It's a very big issue.
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- Mar 2008
- 14186
- The Deep South of England
- JPS Lotus
- Shortcake ...no, Custard Cream! ...no, Jammie Dodger...
Futile Attempts To Hide Baldness Of Our Time
One thing I will say about wet-shaving one's head is that everyone should try it at least once in their life. It feels amazing - just so clean all of a sudden! (And I wash my hair every day, so it's not what you're thinking!) Also, when it's freshly done you can feel all the little eddys of air across the surface of your scalp. It's kind of weird.
The growing-back bit is less enjoyable, with your 'head-stubble' clinging to the pillowslips and anything else that comes into contact with it.
I'm thinking of going for a 'grade 1' again now. I hate shelling out at least £10 every month for a trim that leaves my hair not that far removed from a crew cut anyway.
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Twilight Johnny Atom wrote:
Toby Gymshorts wrote:
Plus, there's this stuff.
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