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    Message for people who aren't US blog addicts

    You really need to read up about Tony Zirkle, Republican Congressional primary candidate in Chicago.

    He first splashed onto the scene by appearing at a birthday party for Hitler organised by the American Nazi party. He later claimed, hilariously, that they weren't necessarily Nazis and that he'd speak before any group, including Zionists! Nevertheless, I doubt this photo is going to do him any favours:



    But that was just the beginning. If you follow the first link to his website, you'll see the full extent of the guy's batshit, not-at-all-anti-semitic-honest lunacy, which has been amusing the lefty blogosphere for the last few days. See, for example:
    I've been getting a flood of e-mails and phone calls, some of which include death threats, about my attempt to raise awareness of how the great porn dragon inspires Jews into pornography and prostitution and then, like the snake he is, turns the public against the Jews.
    Or:
    I'm considering discussing divorce aids and my plans for a "Derrenger's for Dildos" policy to put guns in American women's hands instead of divorce aids. Presently, when a criminal is arrested for a weapons crime, the prosecutors seek orders to destroy those weapons. What a waste! Put our criminal prisoners to work modifying those guns to be smart-guns that can only be fired when the female owner is holding it so that children don't hurt themselves and so that criminals can't use them (unless they use the woman's hand). When a women turns in her stash of divorce aids, then give her a free gun to defend America when the jihadists follow us home.
    This guy is comedy golddust.

    #2
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    the great porn dragon
    Ooo, a new user name...

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      #3
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      What's a divorce aid?

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        #4
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        It's kind of like grids, except for a god who is harsher on adultery than the serious sin of sodomy.

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          #5
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          Coffy, I would assume it's his morally righteous term for "marital aid".

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            #6
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            Another bit I missed before. Apparently male paedophilia is caused by female masturbation:
            Who knows what toxic chemicals these women are inserting into the most intimate areas of their bodies and how many men chase children because they can not find comfort from an adult women.

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              #7
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              Is this for real? blimey. that's the best bit of misogyny I've seen in ages.

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                #8
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                I'm sure it's 100 percent for real.

                Also worth noting that the guy is a practicing attorney.

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                  #9
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                  Jesus tapdancing Christ. From a Zirkle post on his mesage board:
                  If I were married to a Jewess at one point, a fact I'm neither confirming nor denying at this point because if so, she'd have a right to some privacy, maybe she received outstanding legal advice to file a dissolution so that she would not have to be drug through the mud with me and the public humiliation that I'm attracting. Maybe I can take it but she could not.

                  Maybe the most loving act a husband could do is to financially separate and protect her as much as possible before the onslaught of attacks come at me. Over the last few weeks, the Supreme Court disciplinary commission has been actively scrutinizing me.

                  For instance, maybe I found a yard sign with a big swastika and 119 placed in her yard this morning while her children's friends' mothers were picking up her chidrens' friends from a sleep-over.

                  For instance, maybe my 65 year-old senior citizen dad went to the public library in Tipton to try to see the video of my speech and found out that some turkey made a porn video with my name in the search engine and he was unable to turn off that porn video in the public library.

                  Maybe, if I had a wife, she does not deserve to be a part of the death threats that people keep lodging my way before they hang up.

                  Finally, if I did have a Jewish wife and if that was the reason, then I would have first hand experience in proving my point.

                  p.s. Dr. Reality, is there any research on the enhanced ability of Jewesses to reach climax? If so, could it be because they don't eat pork and get their blood clotted. ie, put it in count to three and you're already there. If so, Jewesses don't need divorce aids unlike pork-artery/veined-clogged Christian women, some of whom take more energy to satisfy than an iron man triathlete if you consider the porn videos where these cross hanging from their necked non-nappy headed harlots get abused all day and still don't get there.

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                    He needs to read the thread about being too confessional on the internets.

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                      #11
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                      Although I suppose a 20-ft flashing neon sign saying "THIS MAN IS INCREDIBLY BAD AT SEX" might be useful information to someone out there.

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                        For instance, maybe I found a yard sign with a big swastika and 119 placed in her yard this morning while her children's friends' mothers were picking up her chidrens' friends from a sleep-over.
                        What's a "119"?

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                          #13
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                          I've no idea, but I'd like to think it's the police equivalent of an upside down cross.

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                            #14
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                            This popped up on his messageboard posted by Zirkle himself.

                            ---------------------------- Original Message ----------------------------
                            Subject: Let Me Be Your Eva Braun
                            From: "Magda Korewa"
                            Date: Fri, April 25, 2008 2:35 pm
                            To: Campaign2008@TonyZirkle.com
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                            Dear Toneleh,

                            I know you're reading this, baby. Your diatribe about the porn dragon got me
                            so worked up, and I can tell that underneath it all you're a real mensch. Is
                            that a promise to come talk to me in person? I'm kvelling! Meet me at the
                            Jewish Prostitution and Pornography Cabal Headquarters this Shabbes. I know
                            it's a bit of a schlep out to Hollywood, but I promise you I'll make it
                            worth your while. You'll be up to your ears in prostitutes! We've got zaftig
                            girls, schvartzers, faygeles, bubbes, zaydes, kinderlach...you name it! We
                            have the video that started World War II: "One Night in Anne Frank's
                            Tuchis"... to die for! Or if that's not your thing, we have the unrated
                            version of "Triumph of the Will". Lots of close-ups on Hitler's single
                            glistening ball. Oy, you'll love it! After we discuss my inflammatory
                            remarks, can we schtup? Maybe just a little nosh on my tushie? WRITE
                            BACK!!!!!

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