We're not Brazil, we're Northern Ireland

[Duncan Gardner]

We're not Brazil, we're Northern Ireland

Bored of Education wrote: Wales record v Germany
D 1-1
D 1-1
L 0-2
D 1-1
L 0-2
L 1-5
D 0-0
L 1-2
W 1-0
L 1-4
D 1-1
L 1-2
W 1-0
L 0-2
D 0-0
L 0-1
L 0-2
We are officially better than Brazil

Deutschlands Angstgegner:

17/11/1982 Belfast Northern Ireland 1:0 (1:0) Germany FR

16/11/1983 Hamburg Germany FR 0:1 (0:0) Northern Ireland

02/06/1992 Bremen Germany 1:1 (1:1) Northern Ireland

29/05/1996 Belfast Northern Ireland 1:1 (0:0) Germany

09/11/1996 Nuremberg Germany 1:1 (1:1) Northern Ireland

[Borracho]

We're not Brazil, we're Northern Ireland

steveeeeeeeeezinho wrote:

Luiz trying to get Muller sent off. Nice guy my arse.

Did Luiz completely miss-kick the ball on purpose in this incident? Because he played so sh1t, I got the impression he tried to blast the ball at Muller, but completely missed the ball and kicked in the air instead. Muller and other German players ripped the sh1t out of him in the aftermath.

A gif of the incident would be most appreciated, because I believe Luiz completely miss-kicked the ball. And it was hilarious.

Wasn't so much the fresh-air kick, but the aftermath. Muller walked off and Luiz followed him, very blatantly trying to start a punch-up.

[Borracho]

We're not Brazil, we're Northern Ireland

Hahaha, RTE's closing montage is being soundtracked by a Garth Brooks ballad.

[Duncan Gardner]

We're not Brazil, we're Northern Ireland

We have been here before of course:

[Ray de Galles]

We're not Brazil, we're Northern Ireland

Just caught the tail end on R5 of a Brazilian player being interviewed in the mixed zone in floods of tears with every other word being "sorry" (in Portuguese, obviously). Anyone know who it was?

[Duncan Gardner]

We're not Brazil, we're Northern Ireland

Luiz. Juninho P was filling in the blanks in translation.

[rick derris]

We're not Brazil, we're Northern Ireland

[Steve GNR]

We're not Brazil, we're Northern Ireland

The worst Brazilian semi since Pele's prescription ran out.

[Toby Gymshorts]

We're not Brazil, we're Northern Ireland

The best bit about that picture is that it looks like they aren't his hands.

[Ray de Galles]

We're not Brazil, we're Northern Ireland

I did wonder if the Maradona pic was faked.

[beak]

We're not Brazil, we're Northern Ireland



banter!

[tracteurgarcon]

We're not Brazil, we're Northern Ireland

tee rex wrote: Blimey. Jogo bonito, bloody hell.

Jogi bonito.

[jason voorhees]

We're not Brazil, we're Northern Ireland

This book was about 6 Brazilian failures in the WC that changed the nation.

They will need to start writing another edition.

http://www.birlinn.co.uk/Shocking-Brazil.html

[Toby Gymshorts]

We're not Brazil, we're Northern Ireland

#BanterLAD #TopBantz

[Sean of the Shed]

We're not Brazil, we're Northern Ireland

Guess a truckload of coke has fucked up Diego's memory. It's just four years since his team was on the end of a German whupping. He should keep his stones in his pocket in that glass house.

[ursus arctos]

We're not Brazil, we're Northern Ireland

I did wonder if the Maradona pic was faked.

I'm virtually certain that it is Photoshopped.

In addition to the hands, the track top is from the period when he was Argentina's manager.

[wingco]

We're not Brazil, we're Northern Ireland

If only Ozil had converted there right at the end . . . Eins, Zwei, Drei, Vier, Funf, Sechs, Sieben . . . ach.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YPiCeLwh5o

[Toby Gymshorts]

We're not Brazil, we're Northern Ireland

Nein, then?

(doesn't really work, does it?)

[blameless]

We're not Brazil, we're Northern Ireland

It must be tricky being an Argentinian football fan tonight - the temptation to laugh at Brazil until your lungs burst must be tremendous, but at the back of your mind you'll know that if your lot are going to win the world cup they're going to have to go through Germany...

[ursus arctos]

We're not Brazil, we're Northern Ireland

Credit to Scolari for facing the music at the press conference and taking full responsibility for something that was only partially his fault.

[anton pulisov]

We're not Brazil, we're Northern Ireland

wingco wrote: If only Ozil had converted there right at the end . . . Eins, Zwei, Drei, Vier, Funf, Sechs, Sieben . . . ach.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YPiCeLwh5o

I thought you were going to link to this:

[Pietro Paolo Virdis]

We're not Brazil, we're Northern Ireland

Jesus Christ!
Haven't read this thread, but it sure will be fun to read it now.
Holy motherfuck!

I don't think I've still grasped this dinosaurian choke.

[ursus arctos]

We're not Brazil, we're Northern Ireland

Joachim Low: "We realised they were cracking up and took advantage of it. We were lucky that they were shellshocked."

[Sits]

We're not Brazil, we're Northern Ireland

I'm just glad I watched it. We'll none of us see a game like that again.

Football > Cheating

[Flynnie]

We're not Brazil, we're Northern Ireland

ursus arctos wrote:

I did wonder if the Maradona pic was faked.

I'm virtually certain that it is Photoshopped.

In addition to the hands, the track top is from the period when he was Argentina's manager.

Diego was in the stands for one of Argentina's group games and was clean shaven, so I think it's pretty much a cert that it was photoshopped.