World Cup jokes

[morgan]

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Natural disasters continue to occur. After dealing with volcanic ash coming over from Iceland, we now have a shower of shit coming in from South Africa.

[Sam]

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A Portuguese friend on Twitter just retweeted this:

Cristiano Ronaldo says: 'God sent me to earth to teach people how to play football.'

When asked about it, Lionel Messi replies, 'rubbish. I never sent anyone.'

[Wizard in Black]

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Thought I might join in.

It's Fabio Cappello!

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[Bored Of Education]

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Oxo are bringing out a special cube for the World Cup. It's white with a red cross on.

It's a laughing stock

I quite like the Batistuta one, it shows football knowledge and some consideration. Pity it took 12 years consideration. Comedy is all about

[ad hoc]

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The Sophie Ellis Bextor thing is an OTF legend. There was a SEB joke some years ago (with the punchline "Murder on Zidane's floor") which about 4 different posters seperately posted "as new", and which therefore subsequently entered OTF folklore

(See also "Carphone Warehouse")

[Wyatt Earp]

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Boerd, your last post seems timing. to be incomplete.

[Bored Of Education]

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Very good exploitation of my forgetting to come back and complete that. I salute you and especially your attention to detail with the full stop

[Sam]

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Just seen this from a few days ago on a contact's Twitter:

I had a date yesterday, and she asked to go Dutch on the bill. So I kicked her in the chest and started bullying the waiter.

[G-Man]

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...and went home crying.