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  • Jah Womble
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    Originally posted by Pietro Paolo Virdis View Post
    What are you talking about.
    Your post suggested that Croatia had lived and died by this same particular sword.

    But my point was more that it really didn't make a lot of difference either way, given that they were getting a second-half trouncing. As indeed others have suggested since.

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  • Ray de Galles
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    Orgy in a museum, I know
    I know, it's serious

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  • Ray de Galles
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    Originally posted by EIM View Post
    One in Pussy Riot refused to come on as a substitute
    Be fair, she was more than keen to get on the pitch in the final. Big game player, obvs.

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  • EIM
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    One in Pussy Riot hit the east side of the LBC on a mission trying to find Mr Warren G
    One in Pussy Riot seen a car full of skirt no need to tweak
    One in Pussy Riot knows what's up with 213
    One in Pussy Riot hooked a left on the 21 to Lewis
    One in Pussy Riot saw some brothers playing dice and said let's do this
    One in Pussy Riot jumped out the ride and said what's up
    One in Pussy Riot pulled some gats and I said I'm stuck
    One in Pussy Riot couldn't believe they were taking Warren's wealth
    One in Pussy Riot took my rings and rolex
    One in Pussy Riot said damn what's next
    One in Pussy Riot came up real quick before they started to clown
    One in Pussy Riot best pulled out their strap and lay them busters down
    One in Pussy Riot got guns to my head I think I'm going down
    One in Pussy Riot can't believe this happening in my own town
    One in Pussy Riot glanced up the cut and seen my homey Nate
    One in Pussy Riot had sixteen in the clip and one in the hole
    One in Pussy Riot is about to make some bodies turn cold
    One in Pussy Riot was dropping and yelling though a tad bit late
    Two in Pussy Riot had to Regulate.

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  • Kevin S
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    One in Pussy Riot is as big as four cats and has got a retractable leg so as she can leap up at you better. And d'you know what Ted she lights up at night, and she's got four ears, two are for listening and two are kind of back-up ears. Her claws are as big as cups and for some reason she's got a tremendous fear of stamps. Mrs Doyle was telling me that she's got magnets on her tail so as if you're made out of metal she can attach herself to you, and instead of a mouth she's got four arses.

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  • EIM
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    Just found the Pussy Riot orgy video. Bit too gonzo for my liking. The fella dressed as Karl Marx at the back was an interesting twist, albeit one that put me off my stroke, but it seemed more like a student party gone wild for my liking. This, though, this is more my thing. Shame it missed out the exquisite volleyed pass that started the move, but I guess I don't want to go blind.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJG1AB53JZM

    Pogba! POGBAAAAAArrggggggnnnnnnnrrnnnnnrrrnnnn *sigh*

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  • Walt Flanagans Dog
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    I'm unsubscribing before one of them goes wee wee wee all the way home.

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  • EIM
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    One in Pussy Riot refused to come on as a substitute
    One in Pussy Riot could be sent to prison for five years for suspected perjury
    One in Pussy Riot mowed a swastika into the pitch
    One in Pussy Riot made a swastika out of fans in the ground
    One in Pussy Riot sang racist songs and got a match played behind closed doors
    One in Pussy Riot read the Washington Post

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  • Ray de Galles
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    One in Pussy Riot made pigs smoke.
    One in Pussy Riot fed beef burgers to swans.
    One in Pussy Riot has big sheds, but nobody's allowed in. And in these sheds they have 20ft high chickens, and these chickens are scared because they don't know why they're so big, and they're going, "Oh why am I so massive?" and they're looking down at all the little chickens and they think they're in an aeroplane because all the other chickens are so small.

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  • Pietro Paolo Virdis
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    Enjoy the pregnant sex porn

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  • EIM
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    I can see it's been a heavy weekend.

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  • Pietro Paolo Virdis
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    It's amazing how easily people buy into things from reading it in one or two western papers.
    Washington Post writes positive about them and only positive. Then it must be true, and not a single other angle to it all.

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  • Pietro Paolo Virdis
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    Originally posted by EIM View Post
    Croatia probably shouldn't have conceded four goals if they wanted to win the game. I don't think you can really pin this one on Pussy Riot (who are fucking great, obv).
    Because that's how football works. It's almost predetermined how many goals will be scored by either side and nothing at all about circumstances, one event leading to another.

    You can like Pussy Riot as much as you want. None of my business. I'm lumping them together with any other pitch invaders who I think all suck regardless of motive. Jimmy Jump, the Croatian fans who tried to ruin the game for Croatia 2016, the Danish fan who ran in during the Den-Swe qualifier, streakers, they can all shove it.

    Beyond that, let's see:
    One in Pussy Riot has said Putin is not that overly bad as the media in the west paint him.
    One in Pussy Riot left her baby sleeping on a baby dressing-table, took off to a party, the baby fell down.
    One in Pussy Riot was arrested due to some "performance" sexual act with a frozen chicken while in a freezing counter.
    One in Pussy Riot published pregnant sex porn.
    Orgy in a museum.

    Yeah, not a PR-trick bunch at all. It's all about human rights. Nothing at all to do with publicity based on greed. Not at all.
    But maybe you meant that they are fucking great in their porn videos. I haven't seen them in full, only stills and stuff in the news.

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  • NHH
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    They fu**ed up a momentum Croatia had at that very point with France hardly getting hold of the ball. Much like the Croatian bastards did during Cro-Cze 2016.
    They can fu**right off.
    Won't somebody think of the world cup finalists?
    Last edited by NHH; 17-07-2018, 10:28.

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  • EIM
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    Originally posted by Pietro Paolo Virdis View Post
    They fu**ed up a momentum Croatia had at that very point with France hardly getting hold of the ball. Much like the Croatian bastards did during Cro-Cze 2016.
    They can fu**right off.
    Croatia probably shouldn't have conceded four goals if they wanted to win the game. I don't think you can really pin this one on Pussy Riot (who are fucking great, obv).

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  • The Awesome Berbaslug!!!
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    Originally posted by N est ? View Post
    The problem wasn't with the ref's decision, but with VAR being used outside its mandate. Watch it over and over again, and I lean towards it being handball, which the referee agreed with. But a clear and obvious error? Not for me Clive. The referee watching it was presumably focusing on getting the decision right, and not weighing up whether, even if he was initially in error, was it a clear and obvious one. Is that in the referee's purview, or is it the VAR ref's responsibility?
    His error was that he gave a goal kick. He didn't see the incident at all.

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  • Pietro Paolo Virdis
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    Originally posted by Jah Womble View Post
    Evened itself out, then.
    What are you talking about.

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  • N est ?
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    The problem wasn't with the ref's decision, but with VAR being used outside its mandate. Watch it over and over again, and I lean towards it being handball, which the referee agreed with. But a clear and obvious error? Not for me Clive. The referee watching it was presumably focusing on getting the decision right, and not weighing up whether, even if he was initially in error, was it a clear and obvious one. Is that in the referee's purview, or is it the VAR ref's responsibility?

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  • Jah Womble
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    Evened itself out, then.

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  • Pietro Paolo Virdis
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    They fu**ed up a momentum Croatia had at that very point with France hardly getting hold of the ball. Much like the Croatian bastards did during Cro-Cze 2016.
    They can fu**right off.

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  • Rogin the Armchair fan
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    The pussy riot pitch invaders got 15 days. And part of that was for impersonating pilice officers. I'm pretty sure anyone pulling off a stunt like that here would get similar, possibly more? So they've ironically provided a chance for Russia to show how tolerant and lenient they are.

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  • G-Man
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    A ball he might not have been able to see at close distance was deflected on to his hand as he was coming down from a jump. Plus his leg position indicates that he wanted to kick the ball out. How could the referee decide with certainty that this was deliberate handball?

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  • linus
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    I don't get the debate here, the defender practically swatted down a ball that wasn't particularly flying very fast. No contest.

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  • Satchmo Distel
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    There will be a lot more goals from set-pieces: attackers will jump using their arms whereas defenders have to pogo. Not a level playing field, and not good for football.

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  • SouthdownRebel
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    Straight jackets can be escaped. Surgery is the only option.

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