...of Northern Ireland's second-greatest international win ever. An extensive program of media events to include:

- Dallas, Corry and McNair in conversation with Jimmy Nesbitt and Carl Frampton about THAT non-substitution in injury time

- acoustic gig by Wedding Present gypsy-folk side project. We met one of them in Lyon. He got locked out of the motel so spent the entire night busking at a motorway junction nearby

- Krautrock interlude as Konniplanko returns to what he does best

- leading lame-arsed shock-jock Stephen Nolan struggles into a three sizes small replica kit, all live from atop a bandwagon

- obligatory gushing about some other team's fans kicking footballs through people's open windows, chance to have a selfie with the Legion d'Honneur

- shandy-shandy tent, on course bookie, gormless face-painting , fire-starting and much, much more

Make it stop, somebody. Please...