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    Wayne Rooney only understands Scottish?

    Capello thinks so...

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/jun/26/euro-2012-wayne-rooney-capello-england

    How dare this untrustworthy Italian question the 'White Pele'?

    Does he not know that beyond this, rather messy and dreadful empirical reality, in the Platonic ideal Rooney is indeed a top, top player - 10 to the power 1000000000000000000000 top in fact. No in fact Rooney's toppiness is the absolute infinite of topness. The event horizon of toppy possibilities.

    Mark Lawrenson, Alan Shearer, Alan Hansen, Adrian Durham and all the other masters of the counter-factual tell us this repeatedly - how can such experts be wrong?

    Or maybe Rooney isn't actually all that great a player and has smoke blown up his arse so frequently by the cretins of the English footballing media/establishment that Rooney actually believes in his own massive (over) hype?

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    Wayne Rooney only understands Scottish?

    If that strawman your pummelling away on could speak, he would ask for mercy.

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      #3
      Wayne Rooney only understands Scottish?

      Eric you can drop the act now

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        Wayne Rooney only understands Scottish?

        What this site needs is an Ignore Single-Issue Poster button.

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          Wayne Rooney only understands Scottish?

          "Mark Lawrenson, Alan Shearer, Alan Hansen, Adrian Durham"

          A putrid quartet of Straw Men.

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            Wayne Rooney only understands Scottish?

            Evan Evian wrote:

            Mark Lawrenson, Alan Shearer, Alan Hansen, Adrian Durham.....
            .....your boy took one helluva beating.

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