Ultimate INGURLAND thread

[EIM]

Ultimate INGURLAND thread

I've tried another photo, and I'm a mix of Shearer, Gary Cahill, Stan Bowles and Owen Hargreaves.

[Bored Of Education]

Ultimate INGURLAND thread

Actually, I never realised the Paul Madely went on to sing for the Hoodoo Gurus.

Hmm, apparently not

[Toby Gymshorts]

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ad hOkocim wrote: My top two are John Barnes (68%) and Eniola Aluko (64%). The only notable similarity between John Barnes and Eniola Aluko, who aren't even the same gender, is that they are black. I've never really seen myself, on the other hand, as being anything other than terminally and pastily white.

Pretty much this. Mine were:

Fara Williams - 64%
Micah Richards - 61%
Carlton Palmer - 60%
Graeme Le Saux - 59%

Now. Fara Williams is a good looking woman, but.....well, I'm not a woman. Micah Richards is a good looking guy, but as anyone who's met me will testify, I'm not a 6'0" black guy built like a brick shithouse. I'm a 5'8" white guy with shithouse tendencies.

I'm bemused by Carlton Palmer.

[Fussbudget]

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I wrote: 54% Glenn Hoddle
52% Phil Neville
49% Nigel Martyn
47% Chris Woods

I was quite dispirited with that first try so I gave it another go, and this time I've come up as :

63% Leighton Baines
59% Casey Stoney
56% Ellen White
49% Michael Owen

which is a much fitter bunch than the first time. Two of them are even the right gender, get in!

[beak]

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ad hOkocim wrote: I've never really seen myself, on the other hand, as being anything other than terminally and pastily white.

Did you use a photo of yourself blacked up?

[Stumpy Pepys]

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66% Stuart Pearson (who I look vaguely like) and 72% Steve McMahon (who I look nothing like).

[steveeeeeeeee]

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67% Matthew Le Tissier
64% Johnny Haynes
61% Darren Anderton
57% Neil Webb

[Kevin S]

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Big Daves Gussett wrote: I was 75% Gary Mabbutt, which is strange as I'm actually Kenny Sansom.

Turns out Ed Miliband's got a bit of the Kenny Sansoms about him too.

[Kevin S]

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Erics Inner Monologue wrote: I've tried another photo, and I'm a mix of Shearer, Gary Cahill, Stan Bowles and Owen Hargreaves.

That's a third England captain, EIM. You're going to have to treat yourself to an armband.

[Bored Of Education]

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There may be a glitch. Apparently, Gary Lineker looks more like David Rocastle than Gary Lineker

[Bored Of Education]

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Hmmm, definitely a glitch.

[Satchmo Distel]

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He's more like a cross between latter-day Alex Higgins and Dave Bassett.