Moves about like a bloody beach ball, etc.

[Bootleg Mark Chapman]

This can be the thread where the complaints made about whatever ball adidas bring out for Euro 2012 by goalkeepers are recorded.

The Mirror have already started

[Ray de Galles]

Moves about like a bloody beach ball, etc.

As if on cue, here it is.

The diagrams appear to comprise a "cut out & make your own" version.

[Satchmo Distel]

Moves about like a bloody beach ball, etc.

Shouldn't it include a picture of the ball ballooning over the bar or boomeranging past the floundering English keeper?