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    So, Kevin Kuranyi, then

    Born in Brazil, eh?

    I bet his grandparents would have made memorable dinner guests.

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    So, Kevin Kuranyi, then

    See also: Gabriel Heinze.

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      So, Kevin Kuranyi, then

      Kuranyi is one-quarter German (paternal grandmother).

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        So, Kevin Kuranyi, then

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          So, Kevin Kuranyi, then

          Isn't he also part Iranian?

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            So, Kevin Kuranyi, then

            He is part Hungarian, Panamanian, Brazillian and German. Not heard anything about Iran, but y'know.

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              So, Kevin Kuranyi, then

              I had him down as my top scorer for the tournament. :-P

              I imagined Klose and/or Podolski might have flopped or been injured/sent off, in which case he was the replacement. Oh well!

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                So, Kevin Kuranyi, then

                Did you... what? What the... Fucking hell.

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                  So, Kevin Kuranyi, then

                  Of all the countries in the world he could've played for, why Germany? He really is a fucking donkey.

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                    So, Kevin Kuranyi, then

                    In theory a combination of the many virtues the Germans and the Brazilians have brought to the world game should create a potent mix, yet Kuranyi and Paolo Rink thoroughly disprove that theory.

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                      So, Kevin Kuranyi, then

                      It must be the combination of Panamanian and Hungarian in him that accounts for his football ability.

                      Clive- woah man, massive respect for admitting that. Still, it's not quite as bad as Ian Wright's prediction four years ago that Pauleta would top-score at Euro 2004.

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                        So, Kevin Kuranyi, then

                        Floating Tramp wrote:
                        Isn't he also part Iranian?
                        Perhaps you're getting him confused with Ali Karimi, who also played at Bayern.

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                          So, Kevin Kuranyi, then

                          I remember, during the last World Cup, seeing a huge pile of unsold Kevin Kuranyi action figures in a Hamburg shop window. There were quite a few different ones of the national team but because these sort of things are made way in advance, the manufacturers weren't to know that he wouldn't actually make the WC squad. The Ballack and Klose ones seemed to be flying out but they seemingly couldn't give poor Kevin away. Shame really because they'd nailed his sculpted beard. I've had a bit of a soft spot for him ever since.

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                            So, Kevin Kuranyi, then

                            Hehe, Kuranyi's facial hair is definitely Iranian anyway. I reckon he could have declared for Iran based on facial hair alone.

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                              So, Kevin Kuranyi, then

                              Whenever i see useless Kevin, i cannot stop thinking about

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