Spotted this in a newspaper recently:
"What has Khan done?
"He is nothing special, just a little boy and I am going to take him back to school to give him a painful lesson."
It was Andreas Kotelnik talking about his upcoming fight with Amir Khan. Not really that good, it sounds like something you'd hear before a wrestling match, or maybe Mr T in his latest choccy bar ad.
Recently David haye took things a step further with a t-shirt depicting himself holding aloft the severed heads of the Klitschko brothers, pretty tacky to say the least.
I don't want to sound like some nostalgic old hack, but it's not in the same league as Ali:
"Sonny Liston's so ugly that when he cries, the tears run down the back of his head."
"I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark."
"If you ever dream of beating me, you better wake up and apologise."
"What has Khan done?
"He is nothing special, just a little boy and I am going to take him back to school to give him a painful lesson."
It was Andreas Kotelnik talking about his upcoming fight with Amir Khan. Not really that good, it sounds like something you'd hear before a wrestling match, or maybe Mr T in his latest choccy bar ad.
Recently David haye took things a step further with a t-shirt depicting himself holding aloft the severed heads of the Klitschko brothers, pretty tacky to say the least.
I don't want to sound like some nostalgic old hack, but it's not in the same league as Ali:
"Sonny Liston's so ugly that when he cries, the tears run down the back of his head."
"I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark."
"If you ever dream of beating me, you better wake up and apologise."