Chris Lewis caught...

[Gangster Octopus]

...smuggling coke...

[nefertiti]

Chris Lewis caught...

Line but not length

[The Purple Cow]

Chris Lewis caught...

I was going to post this story this morning, but I couldn't come up with a suitable punning title. I'd thought of 'Chris Lewis' Good Line' and then something about lines on the pitch, or 'Chris Lewis' Square Cut' but I couldn't quite make it work.

[Wyatt Earp]

Chris Lewis caught...

Lewis Caught By Border?

[Houdi Elbow]

Chris Lewis caught...

..and bowled Snow.

[Gangster Octopus]

Chris Lewis caught...

Guilty.

[The Exploding Vole]

Chris Lewis caught...

He looks suitably gutted.

[ursus arctos]

Chris Lewis caught...

Is 13 years at her majesty's pleasure a typical sentence for a first-time offender in the UK?

Is he going to end up serving all of that time?

[caja-dglh]

Chris Lewis caught...

For 3.75kg of Cocaine, they aren't particularly kind, but know he will serve about half that at best.

Which I have long thought defeats the point. Good Behavior doesn't really seem a strong corollary for drug smuggling I would have thought.

[Guest]

Chris Lewis caught...

Looks like Lewis isn't the only cricketer who has caught something bad. Shoaib's got to be glad the PCB decided to publish the details.

[ursus arctos]

Chris Lewis caught...

A prime example of what happens when you rub your Board the wrong way . . .

[Guest]

Chris Lewis caught...

Might get some reverse swing going with the roughened balls.

[Guest]

Chris Lewis caught...

Won't be bowling many maidens over.

[ursus arctos]

Chris Lewis caught...

Might even be at risk of being no balled.