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She's going down the Trump route of implausibility plus racism:
“We concluded that the most likely explanation was a burrito purchased and consumed approximately 10 hours before that drug test from an authentic Mexican food truck that serves pig offal near my house in Beaverton, Oregon,” Houlihan wrote. “I notified the AIU that I believed this was the source.”
She wants you to believe that Mexican pork is dodgy even though she willingly chose to consume it. Since CAS has already thrown this out, you'd think she'd withdraw with some grace.
[Boyfriend: "Shelby, let's disrupt your carefully controlled diet in an Olympic year by buying a burrito from that van."
Shelby: "Mmmm, not sure"
BF: "Oh, go on!"
Shelby: "OK, just this once. I'm sure there will be no testing just before the Olympic trials."]Last edited by Satchmo Distel; 15-06-2021, 09:03.
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I love a burrito after an intense workout. Protein from the meat, potassium from the avocado, a little bit of carb from the tortilla. And it's absolutely massive so you end up feeling thoroughly replete. I am sure that sports science is fully on board with my logic.
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Houlihan’s excuse for failing drugs test close to 0% chance.
CAS - “It is rather difficult for an uncastrated pig to ‘slip through’ the multiple checkpoints. In principle, boars can be easily detected because of their big testicles.”
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Originally posted by Cousin Boneless View PostAre darts and snooker the only two sports with no drug cheating at all?
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