The virtual 5:15 from Aintree

[Rogin the Armchair fan]

I think I'm going to enjoy this more than the real one because they won't destroy my virtual picks after they fall. Or maybe they will. God, do you think they've programmed that into the simulation as well? That would be horrific.

Anyway, my virtual picks are Definitly Red and Elegant Escape.

[steveeeeeeeee]

Can't believe I'm betting on this, but...

Ballyoptic ew

[Various Artist]

I really enjoyed that, though not half so much as the virtual Champion of Champions race they 'ran' immediately beforehand. That was epic, and a very worthy winner in a dramatic finale.