Best Sports Section Cover Ever

[Guest]

[Alderman Barnes]

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Good Lord.

I still haven't figured out what it is. It's not that popcorn trick, is it?

[Guest]

Best Sports Section Cover Ever

The Age has just recently appointed a new Sports Editor.

His name is David Dick.

[Gerontophile]

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"Feed Me. Feed me NOW"

[Incandenza]

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What is it supposed to mean?

[Stumpy Pepys]

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That's pretty good.

Reminds me of the person who managed to get his goatse Olympic London 2012 logo onto the local news.

[jason voorhees]

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What did the leper say to the hooker ?

Keep the tip.

[Gambrinus]

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Inca wrote:

What is it supposed to mean?

Really. What on Earth is going on here?

[EIM]

Best Sports Section Cover Ever

Mt English teacher had a bet with a mate that he couldn't get 'Moist Gusset' in to the local paper.

He won by placing an ad for some furniture in the classifieds saying it was from the French Moi St. Gusset period.

[Harbinger of Hope]

Best Sports Section Cover Ever

Isn't it an Aussie Rules Football bursting through the paper.

[G-Man]

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Damn, scooped by geronto.

[G-Man]

Best Sports Section Cover Ever

Anyway, does that front-page mean that Thorpe is coming back? Did he pass the drug tests then?