Will Canada finally win an olympic gold medal on home soil?
Will it, in fact, be the men's Ice Hockey, the one medal Canadians really would give everything else up for?
Will Britain win another medal? Will anyone give a fuck if we do, unless it's that very attractive blonde speed skater who will probably be the next Sue Barker in terms of a domestic media career if she plays her cards right?
Will I be able to convince any of my mates to watch the men's downhill with me, instead of moaning that it's "just blokes ski-ing?
Will it, in fact, be the men's Ice Hockey, the one medal Canadians really would give everything else up for?
Will Britain win another medal? Will anyone give a fuck if we do, unless it's that very attractive blonde speed skater who will probably be the next Sue Barker in terms of a domestic media career if she plays her cards right?
Will I be able to convince any of my mates to watch the men's downhill with me, instead of moaning that it's "just blokes ski-ing?
Comment