Can we collect the non-musical band members?

[Amor de Cosmos]

Quintessence had their own guru, Swami Ambikananda. Though I'm not sure he was ever actually listed as a band member.

[Auntie Beryl]

Andy Fletcher of Depeche Mode is borderline, surely? Every couple of Q interviews he's referred to as playing Excel.

[Patrick Thistle]

Midnight Oil always listed their manager Gary Morris as a member of the band on their record sleeves.

[3 Colours Red]

All of Milli Vanilli

Certainly the only non-musical band members who didn't know they were non-musical until they were told their first album had already been recorded without them?

[johnr]

Wojtek from the Blue Aeroplanes. Boy do I love him.

[Jah Womble]

Lots of possibilities 'pon this here thread, from eighteen months ago:

https://www.onetouchfootball.com/sho...Musical-Talent

[elguapo4]

As I said on the big gig thread a while ago,it's only now that Chas has left that you can hear how much his voice meant, particularly to the later songs

[Stumpy Pepys]

Bez
Stacia
Andrew Ridgeley
Richey Edwards
Paul Rutherford
Three-quarters of Boney M
All of Milli Vanilli

Chas Smash from Madness did devote serious effort to this, but--looked at over the history of the band--was also a key musical input.

Props to Jed (Howard Jones' dancer) and Cressa (Stone Roses).