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    Eurovisionzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    So, it's here, it's happening, and it's on!

    The list is available. It is utterly shite. Except one. You will know it when you hear it. If last year's Icelandic entrant (the winner that got away) isn't spoken of, I will be SO pissed off.

    (I know I nag you all, but the lyric to that song, about 3-smes and stalking is fucing encroyable)

    In all it's gory (sic):

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HU7ocv3S2o

    #2
    I'm just gonna throw Eurovision shit on here until I get any sort of response. I'm fine with that. Look away now:

    Have some Latvian Pulp.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1y9xhmMSDk

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      #3
      Beaten and drugged into third place by the second gayest thing from Sweden since Stefan Edberg. (Who isn't gay, but fucking hell, are you sure? I don't like younguns, but he is/was magnificent.)
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqJxyge1Q2I

      And so is she.

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        #4
        Jesus. Even from here, they were fucking throwing EVERYTHING at this Denmark, they are not... Talking of which...

        ***https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xROvbWV-nA

        (There may be some Austria along in a bit... but so much to do, so little time.)


        *** Youtube are manipulating the stuff that I want to show you. That was the 5th attempt to get at the actual live version. You can just imagine what happens when I get anwhere near Austria. (If they blank Celine Dion and that fucking puffball dress, I will die happy.)
        Last edited by Gerontophile; 01-05-2021, 05:55.

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          #5
          (Belgium enters the room. Goths go meh) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbomdE81_mA

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            #6
            Incidentally, this song is on a jukeox in a gay bar in Las Vegas. I don't play it. Because, no-one would understand. Also, I know how to spell both ox, and box.So, no worries. x

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              #7
              Lest I forget:

              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aopcEG5Yfc

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                #8
                Nice teeth for a clippie.

                Moving swiftly on: Hide your dogs:

                lapponia (fair warning)


                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AQ8wRIK3H8

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                  #9
                  Did I say Austria? I meant this European stalwart:

                  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0EhhZWXTng

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                    #10
                    Surprisingly good motherfucking Bruno Mars impressions there. Welcome. Sleep well bitches. This came 6th. And, would have been higher if the fuck you Russian bloc had voted for it.

                    So, with swift thrust and a cunning look, here it is, the one you've waited... sorry, I'm not allowed to have Netherlands? Fuck it here's some Sweden again. To make t\he world better.


                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp1_OKawHYw

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                      #11
                      Yeah, ok, that is a motherfuckingshowstopper.

                      Bastards.

                      Have some Israel, no not that one. This one. Also, she will define herself, and whilst doing so, kick your arse. Bear that in mind.

                      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv83u7-mNWQ





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                        #12
                        (If Ofra Haza ever sang in Eurovision, I would kill all of you to make her win. I'm an asshole.)

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                          #13
                          Great. I got this far, and ignored the elephant in the room.

                          Here it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xnzPnyyWbY

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                            #14
                            I'm a half-assed singer, she can fucking hold a note.I listened to that song twice, it's good. What the fuck is going on in the background? Whilst you are undergoing brain surgery, here's some fake lesbians. (I fucking love this.)
                            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TouzY3_yq0


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                              #15
                              Remember, Russia were never a thing... until about 2010? Have some Tatu and win (they didnt, they have since, cunts).

                              A quick fuck you to Norway. Bastard.

                              https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXwgZL4zx9o (Greece is kicking my arse here...)

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                                #16
                                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AfrOZersNk

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                                  #17
                                  Yeah, there's a good reason that came 9th. Shame. Best video ever. (Google it.)

                                  I'm running out of things that are not Conchita.

                                  I'll be honest, she was the nailed on certainty of this or any other Wurovision. Ok, here it is. Listen.

                                  "rather than vengeance, retribution. You were warned."

                                  Kiss my skinny white arse you massive fucking hunk of whatever the fuck you are doing.


                                  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaolVEJEjV4

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                                    #18
                                    There is a tiny flaw. Right at the end, she bottles the high note. I hope it was stage fright. She fucking nails it live. When she isn't nailed to the stage. Are you fucking kidding me? Brilliant. As in shining like the sun.

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                                      #19
                                      So, fuck you all. Here is Ms Debbie Downer.

                                      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI78Bqp6z6g

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                                        #20
                                        (Not a single word, or there will be Maggie MacNeal...Ok, there will be anyway, I'm enjoying myself. It's a cunt of a song though. The b-side was literally "I saw a Mouse", I shit you not. My brother actually bought this. G, if you are still on here, do not show your face. This one is on you. Oh, and don't worry, I won't tell anyone about your 3 Eurovision trips. (I am such a cunt))

                                        Maggie. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsQtDZfM0Qk

                                        *edit, and I am the gay guy.

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                                          #21
                                          Yeah, Dutch sucks as a song listening to, language.

                                          I'm really good at Eurovision and shit, but I do not remember her. I remember the Finnish dog botherer from 77. This is 80. I vaguely remember the video (Sunday lunchtime? with Woga wittering over it like he did for everything, ever. Dunno. I DO remember seeing it on my brother's bedroom floor, and going ... well, quite. Then I played it and I'm ... yeah. How do I get there. And then suddently my borther becomes a soccer star, and I'm going "this is fucking evidence".

                                          Not really. But, I nw speak Dutch (ish) and was lucky enough to have lived in that place. (OK it was Rotterdam, and I am stupid.)

                                          So basically, ignore everything I just said. Especially the spelling. I'm not even going to look and I can 'fee' at least 4 belters.

                                          G, if you ARE reading, call Weez. She has news.

                                          I've literally run out of Eurovision, without puffballs. I can do the Swiss or Croatians, and there will be Polish people with grandmas and tits, not in that order.

                                          Oh, I remember. The Brits are shit at this. Because, if you got to ...
                                          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iua3QxRoj1I


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                                            #22
                                            I have never heard anyone so out of tune, since, or before Jemini. That said, they are fucking all-in.

                                            I need some Taylor Parkes here. Showbiz cunts.

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                                              #23
                                              I’ll have a half of whatever crunk juice you’ve been on.

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                                                #24
                                                It was a nice evening.

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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Gerontophile View Post
                                                  So, it's here, it's happening, and it's on!

                                                  The list is available. It is utterly shite. Except one. You will know it when you hear it. If last year's Icelandic entrant (the winner that got away) isn't spoken of, I will be SO pissed off.

                                                  (I know I nag you all, but the lyric to that song, about 3-smes and stalking is fucing encroyable)

                                                  In all it's gory (sic):

                                                  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HU7ocv3S2o
                                                  Forgive my naivety Gero, but I thought the song was about Dadi Freyr's new born child - hence the not being able to talk aspect of it, or am I missing something?

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