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    Modernising artist names for the kids

    As some of you will know, in recent years a trend developed within the music world that saw shortened, vowel-free names like MGMT, STRFKR and Sbtrkt rise to prominence, with contemporary festival line-ups bearing witness to this phenomenon.
    SO, with one eye on the youth market, and the other on their cash money, can we bring artists of yesteryear into the 21st century with a natty name change?
    Let's try:

    L-10 Jonnnn
    Jaxon V
    Crpntrz
    Printz

    #2
    Rllng s

    Bugger didn't work. Was supposed to have that easter island emoji in

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      #3
      MRS-Millz

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        #4
        And on guitar...

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          #5
          TxtSpk TxtSpk
          iPlayer On The Radio
          Virtual Online Experience of Hate
          The Driverless Cars
          Bio-degradable Bertrand





          Not exactly 'natty', I'll concede.
          Last edited by Jah Womble; 29-08-2019, 09:23. Reason: Improved the last one...

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            #6
            George Clinton and Prorogation-Funkadelic

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              #7
              Spotifyhead

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                #8
                Xbox Teenage Riot
                AMOLED Soundsystem
                Johnny Contactless Payment

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                  #9
                  BE4TLS

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                    #10
                    Half Man Half Artisan Cupcake

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                      #11
                      The HomeMade Chutney
                      TalkTalk.Net
                      Pets At Home Boys
                      The IsotonicEnergyDrinkBoys
                      Instagram Parsons

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                        #12
                        The Inspiral Parquet Flooring
                        Marvin LGBTQA
                        The Public Health Approach
                        Led SomeformofelectricairshipmadebyElonMusk

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                          #13
                          The Global Village People (and their hit AirBnB)

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                            #14
                            Sad DeliveryApp
                            Quorn Loaf
                            The Bridewell Ubers

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                              #15
                              Guns 'n Guns

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                                #16
                                Rename Earth, Wind and Fire as L-M-ENTZ

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                                  #17
                                  Solar-Powered LED Orchestra

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                                    #18
                                    Studio Cycle At Home DMC

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                                      #19
                                      Vapey Robinson & The Miracles
                                      The Chocolate FitBit Band
                                      Man2Man FaceTime Man Parrish

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                                        #20
                                        WebMD Hook
                                        Huey Lewis and the Russian Spambot Propaganda

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                                          #21
                                          Bud-E Holl-E

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                                            #22
                                            Johnny $$$$

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                                              #23
                                              Or Johnny Ca$h

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                                                #24
                                                Johnny Bitcoin perhaps?

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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Patrick Thistle View Post
                                                  Bud-E Holl-E
                                                  & the T20s

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