Substituting lyrics with the names of famous people

[Stumpy Pepys]

One day I''ll grow out of this.

Don't Cry For Me Arthur Negus
Hold Me Closer Tony Danza
Never a Frown With Gordon Brown

[Patrick Thistle]

Not famous but...

"I can see Deirdre now, Lorraine has gone"

[treibeis]

Manacled to the city
Manacled to the city
Hit Roy North

[Walt Flanagans Dog]

Baines, Baines, Leighton Baines
Can play hideous tricks on the brain


Arjan de Zeeuw could it be, you're gonna bring my baby to me?
She'll be wild you know a rock and roll child oh yeah
Arjan de Zeeuw has it been, just like a silve studded sabre-tooth dream?

[treibeis]

In and out my mind goes
In and out it goes
To show me it's cruel
My trust in you
Drown Irving Berlin

[treibeis]

You abandoned me
Love don't live here, Aad de Mos

[treibeis]

Berti Vogts ist dein Sanitäter in der Not
Berti Vogts ist dein Fallschirm und dein Rettungsboot

[Jah Womble]

'If Billy Bonds should ever write my life story...' (You're the Best Thing - Gladys Knight & The Pips)
'I can't...Keith Chegwin!' (Can't Keep Checking My 'Phone - Unknown Mortal Orchestra)
'Kate Bush! Kate Bush! Kate Bush!' (Kick, Push - Lupe Fiasco)

[Sporting]

Ono What Can The Matter Be?

[Rogin the Armchair fan]

Anna Friel like I just got home
Anna Friel

[wittoner]

There's an early 70s euro hit called "Ma Belle Ami" by a Dutch group called The Tea Set. It's really impossible to hear it now without my brain registering "Craig Bellamy.."

Similarly Mama Cass's mention of US Playwright Thornton Wilder in "Getting Better"

[Snake Plissken]

Bill Oddie, Bill Oddie, put your hands all over my body.

[tracteurgarcon]

Sue Lawley! Sue Lawley! Sue Lawley! Sue Lawley! (The Police)

If I don't pick up, pick up, the sidewinder sleeps, sleeps, sleeps in a coil. Come on in Cheryl Baker! Come on in Cheryl Baker! (REM)

[Rogin the Armchair fan]

Chakrabarti, Chakrabarti
Slow down girl, you're bout to hurt somebody

[Guy Profumo]

Not famous but...

"I can see Deirdre now, Lorraine has gone"

Claire Lee, shurely?

[gjt]

Meat Loaf singing about "a Cilla Black fan on (a) bike" (silver black phantom bike)

[Antepli Ejderha]

Anna Friel like I just got home
Anna Friel

Anna Friel, mighty real.

[Etienne]

Rand Newman's haunting chorus "oh Bobby Moore, ain't it hard, ain't it hard, just to live, just to live ".