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    Who are the ugliest band?

    I'm sure posters can dig out forgotten album covers featuring gurning one-toothed rednecks, but which mainstream band could be described as being the least attractive?

    To start the ball rolling, I give you Lindisfarne.


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    Who are the ugliest band?

    And Steely Dan

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      #3
      Who are the ugliest band?

      Brian Jones was beautiful, Jagger had charisma, but the Stones were, at the time, and compared to the Beatles, considered ugly, I think.



      (Now, certainly.)

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        #4
        Who are the ugliest band?

        My dad used to go on about the rather unpleasant appearance of The Glitter Band.



        The Mothers Of Invention always come up in these discussions.

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          #5
          Who are the ugliest band?

          The Stones are a good shout as, with the rest of them, a shave and a haircut would give you a groups of fairly normal people with one or two shaved apes

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            #6
            Who are the ugliest band?



            Edgar Broughton Band.

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              #7
              Who are the ugliest band?

              The Zombies

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                #8
                Who are the ugliest band?

                Canned Heat

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                  #9
                  Who are the ugliest band?

                  for their fine display of hideous dentistry, appalling skin, and all the hallmarks of having grown up in a sewer, on a diet of rats and used loo paper, this prize has to go to the Bay city rollers.



                  It should be remembered that the BCR were supposedly teen heartthrobs, and as such were picked for their looks

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                    #10
                    Who are the ugliest band?

                    The vast majority of men were ugly, though, especially in the seventies, before metrosexual grooming and fitness habits had evolved.

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                      #11
                      Who are the ugliest band?

                      there is nothing that fitness and grooming could do for the BCR

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                        #12
                        Who are the ugliest band?

                        You say that, but the Bay City Rollers' manager was well into grooming - he was very much ahead of his time.

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                          #13
                          Who are the ugliest band?

                          I can't believe I'm arguing in defence of the BCR, as I was a Bowie girl through and through, but three out of five aren't that bad: Woody with the baby face (baby faces look very weird on older men, but are OK on the young), that other normal looking one whose name escapes me, and Les McKeown, who had a basically handsome face. The other two, I grant you, are somewhat homely in aspect.

                          That's two more reasonably goodlooking members than a lot of bands had, unsurprisingly, as so many blokes join bands so they can lose their virginity.

                          To put it in perspective Richard O'Sullivan was a sex symbol in the 70s.

                          EDIT: just remembered, while busy with something else entirely, that Eric was the baby faced guitarist. The others are Derek, Alan and Stuart "Woody" Wood.

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                            #14
                            Who are the ugliest band?

                            Jimmy Bignutz wrote:
                            You say that, but the Bay City Rollers' manager was well into grooming - he was very much ahead of his time.

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                              #15
                              Who are the ugliest band?

                              The Rolling Stones were indeed hideous in the 60s. However, A Flock Of Seagulls are in with a shout here.

                              Then:

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                              ...and now(ish):

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                                  Who are the ugliest band?

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                                    #18
                                    Who are the ugliest band?

                                    Step forward... Jethro Tull!

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                                      #19
                                      Who are the ugliest band?

                                      There were a lot of very ugly bands in the early 1970s.

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                                        #20
                                        Who are the ugliest band?

                                        Half of the Sox Pickles.

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                                          Who are the ugliest band?



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                                            #22
                                            Who are the ugliest band?



                                            This could really go on forever couldn't it.

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                                              #23
                                              Who are the ugliest band?

                                              Whoever it was who mentioned The Glitter Band won...

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                                                Who are the ugliest band?



                                                Hideous, absolutely hideous as indeed was their music.
                                                They're so ugly they make the beautyboard behind them look good.
                                                That geezer on the right is one of the undead.

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                                                  Who are the ugliest band?

                                                  You say that, but the Bay City Rollers' manager was well into grooming - he was very much ahead of his time.

                                                  fantastic. So much better than the gag I was going to run along these lines.

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