Friday Cryptic Crossword Game

[irony towers]

Clarinet player's exploit keeping rescuers on edge (2,5,4)

exploit = MILK (as in 'to milk an opportunity')

rescuers = RAC (as in breakdown assistance)

edge = KERB

-> M <RAC KERB> ILK

[Capybara]

Oh cheers. I got the kerb bit but not the rest. Good clue.

[Duncan Gardner]

She's spinning Stranger on the Shore? (5)

[Duncan Gardner]

. . . N .

[Duncan Gardner]

. E . N .

[Duncan Gardner]

. E N N .

[irony towers]

Tabloids showing Jenny 'out of her head with stress' (6,5)

[Guy Profumo]

Rum Dutch roper, churning out the lowest of the gutter press (6,7)

[Duncan Gardner]

Rupert Murdoch had data on Prison staff (4,2,3,6)

[Duncan Gardner]

. E . . / . . / . . E / . . . E . .

[Duncan Gardner]

. E . . / O . / . . E / . . R E . .

[ad hoc]

For the poor - helpful altruists vilified - every News of the Screws leader (4-4)

[Duncan Gardner]

'Have- nots', I posit, hold back the Milanese EPL journeyman (7)

[ad hoc]

Immobilise Pistone act of violence (10)

[Duncan Gardner]

Dyche is a Z-list way to constipate (9)

[Duncan Gardner]

. Y . . . . Z . .

[ad hoc]

After dyschezia, manure may contain inverted corn (5)

[Duncan Gardner]

Rangers FC cooked maize: not a sob (7)

[ad hoc]

Represents dodgy sly zombies (10)

(I presume it's Zombies, I don't know of the Rangers/zombies connection)

[Duncan Gardner]

Sorry about that. Fans of other teams- particularly a leading Caledonian Eleven Lacking That International Credibility (6)- use it to poke fun at Rangers being an entirely new entity risen from the undead. It was funny the first time but of course this is dishonest- both the gruesome twosome are reliant on their mutual rivalry/ hatred

[Duncan Gardner]

Ps Mahler's flatulence, Bohr's skidmarks, infant constipation. It's gone a bit scatological...

[Duncan Gardner]

H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O symbolizes one of life's essentials (5)

(with acknowledgments)

[ad hoc]

Angry about equipment in water (8)

[Duncan Gardner]

Well spotted Sir

(the list above can be read as H20)

[irony towers]

What, too complicated? Get outside, irrigate tree (8,3)