OTF League roundup for 20th June 2022: Season 68 Round 11 (with bits of Round 10 for good measure)
Division 3
Wednesday de la Zouch stretched out their lead to 6 points at the summit, two second-half goals seeing them ease to a 2-0 win at Eintracht Midwest who drop two places to 6th. Their position was improved by 3rd-placed Indigo Plateau, fresh from beating Brian Munchingflapjack twice in a row, picking up their third victory on the spin by defeating 2nd-placed OWC Albion at the latter’s Colosseum of Dread. A first-half Fernando Tauros brace of headers from corners had Plateau in control, but the striker blew his chance of a natural hat-trick from the spot with 13 minutes to go and Albion seized on the let-off three minutes later when Buck Aneering-Hedda fired in a free kick. Then Plateau sub Jude Victribellingham, returning from a 10-day injury sustained in the reverse fixture 11 days earlier, was carried back off with a second 10-dayer in a row with three minutes left to set up a grandstand finale – in which his team nonetheless held on for the win that brings them up to just 3pts behind OWC.
Picking up steam again after back-to-back 1-1 draws, Brutal Deluxe Redux and Great Northern Railway are up to 4th and 5th after respectively beating Byss FC 2-0 for the second time in 11 days and a 3-0 win at New Dresden (9th). To continue their palindromic season BDR they will have to beat Midwest 2-0 next. Dresden and GNR finished with 10 men apiece after the benchless hosts lost defender Winston Manfield to a horror tackle on 67 minutes, for which teenage Railway sub Alastar Lynot – only on 6 minutes earlier – was also dismissed. Intrigue meanwhile at the bottom of the table, where a Pinewood Passers side who’d lost 9 of their first 10 defeated Brian Munchingflapjack 1-0 at the Theatre of Pies to draw level on points with Dresden. Next up they go to the only side they’d previously beaten, Indigo Plateau, who have only lost all season once otherwise.
Division 2
Previously imperious Cods of War wobbled a bit over the doubleheader with a defeat then draw against Wensleydale Blues, and nearly lost all momentum with a stalemate at Veni Vici Vigata – until Alex de Souza’s 84th-minute free kick reprieved them, the only goal of the game. Up to 2nd rise Banik Roystonov, Scourge of Chester, who fresh from beating Athletico Deva twice on the bounce also completed a swift pair of wins over Deva’s local rivals Saltney Drawers (6th). Jaromir Popej scored either side of the break to ease them to a 2-0 win on the Wales-England Border, giving me a relatively quiet day on commentary so to speak and lifting them a point ahead of Heffron Hendecagon. The Hendos drop to 3rd, after a 2-1 loss at Turd Division was followed by them throwing away a point at home to Wharfedale Generals – when despite having 6 shots to 1 they were pegged back by Pascal Poaute’s 83rd-minute header. The fortunate Generals climb out of the relegation places to 7th, a point ahead of both Kernow Kensa and Athletico Deva after Deva produced a vital 2-0 win at Kensa with Jonte Malmsborg scoring in each half. Just a point separates the Deviants from their neighbours Saltney three places higher. Above the Drawers though there is a 7pt chasm to Turd Division, who stay put in 5th after a 1-1 draw with Wensleydale Blues in 4th with both goals coming inside 5 minutes in the closing portion of the match.
Division 1
Waveney Valley Swifts are another pacesetting team who’ve lost momentum in midseason, two home draws in a row against Portsmouth FC last Thursday and at home to Locomotiv Noj on Monday slowing their promotion charge. They wasted an advantage of 5 shots to 0 against Noj, who in their eponymous manager’s words “got away with” a point from the big clash of the day: although Locomotiv drop a place to 4th, they are merely 3 points behind leaders WVS with single-point gaps now separating each of the top four. Storming Steaua Bridge (2nd) in contrast have won four on the trot, easily doubling die Ambosse in the doubleheader and bookending that with two victories over AFC Csiki Monkeys, Monday’s by 2-0 at home. Littlewoods Legends are in the same boat, except you can substitute ‘Azure Dragons’ and ‘Whoft Fluffopolis’ respectively into the above sentence, crushing the winless Fluffers 4-1 at the Woods on Monday led by a brace from Alcino Alencar. Littlewoods are going better than anyone, now on a run of 5 wins in a row to roar up into 3rd. They are next at die Ambosse again, who sit second-bottom and now six points from safety after a 2-0 defeat at Azure Dragons in 7th. Portsmouth also picked up an important win to keep just 2pts behind the Dragons in 8th, 2-0 at home to slumping Somers Town Sugar Imps who are only two points further ahead in 6th after four defeats in a row.
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Leaders Croesoswallt Dragons cranked on the pressure on the rest of the top flight with another key win on Monday, seeing off third-placed Great Ouse Town at the Host of Trophies Past to move 5 points clear at the top of the league. They could not capitalise on their first-half dominance after taking a 17th-minute lead through Lewis Harold’s 6th goal of the season, and were made to pay when Scott Grayson fired an equaliser with Ouse’s only attempt soon after the break, but Yassir Badr finally restored the Dragons’ advantage with 12 minutes to play then cracked home a clincher deep into stoppage time. Zeugmaspor (2nd) were held 1-1 at Vita Mortis, in a largely dull game where Zeugma led at the break after Derin Sentürk converted the only chance of the first half, but then conjured only one more chance in the second half and were denied by Mortis’s own solitary sight of goal when last season’s OTF Top Scorer award winner Wesley Bannerman hammered in just his second of this term. Mortis climb back out of the dropzone to 7th, having slumped into it via a one-sided 3-0 loss at the Dragons last Thursday. Zeugma, who had beaten Berkshire Swine to leap to 2nd, stay put but only on GD ahead of Four Candles who dug out a 1-0 win at bottom club Rejects Redux to climb to 3rd.
The Swine stalemated 0-0 on Monday at home to champions Dandy Town, the pair staying a point apart in midtable in 6th and 5th respectively. That meant 9th-placed Hampshire Deers moved right in touch with the pack by beating Eriskay Expression 3-2 at the Glen, just about hanging on after a blitzkrieg blast of three goals between the 20th and 27th minutes – two from Leigh Kerrigan either side of one from last term’s league Golden Boot winner Dwight Allmark – put them almost out sight before Expression pulled two back after the interval only to fall just short in their comeback. The Scots drop into the relegation places in 8th, and are now ahead of the Deers only on GD. With just 7 points spanning 2nd–9th it is all to play for in the second half of the campaign, with only the winless Rejects currently cut adrift.
Division 3
Wednesday de la Zouch stretched out their lead to 6 points at the summit, two second-half goals seeing them ease to a 2-0 win at Eintracht Midwest who drop two places to 6th. Their position was improved by 3rd-placed Indigo Plateau, fresh from beating Brian Munchingflapjack twice in a row, picking up their third victory on the spin by defeating 2nd-placed OWC Albion at the latter’s Colosseum of Dread. A first-half Fernando Tauros brace of headers from corners had Plateau in control, but the striker blew his chance of a natural hat-trick from the spot with 13 minutes to go and Albion seized on the let-off three minutes later when Buck Aneering-Hedda fired in a free kick. Then Plateau sub Jude Victribellingham, returning from a 10-day injury sustained in the reverse fixture 11 days earlier, was carried back off with a second 10-dayer in a row with three minutes left to set up a grandstand finale – in which his team nonetheless held on for the win that brings them up to just 3pts behind OWC.
Picking up steam again after back-to-back 1-1 draws, Brutal Deluxe Redux and Great Northern Railway are up to 4th and 5th after respectively beating Byss FC 2-0 for the second time in 11 days and a 3-0 win at New Dresden (9th). To continue their palindromic season BDR they will have to beat Midwest 2-0 next. Dresden and GNR finished with 10 men apiece after the benchless hosts lost defender Winston Manfield to a horror tackle on 67 minutes, for which teenage Railway sub Alastar Lynot – only on 6 minutes earlier – was also dismissed. Intrigue meanwhile at the bottom of the table, where a Pinewood Passers side who’d lost 9 of their first 10 defeated Brian Munchingflapjack 1-0 at the Theatre of Pies to draw level on points with Dresden. Next up they go to the only side they’d previously beaten, Indigo Plateau, who have only lost all season once otherwise.
Division 2
Previously imperious Cods of War wobbled a bit over the doubleheader with a defeat then draw against Wensleydale Blues, and nearly lost all momentum with a stalemate at Veni Vici Vigata – until Alex de Souza’s 84th-minute free kick reprieved them, the only goal of the game. Up to 2nd rise Banik Roystonov, Scourge of Chester, who fresh from beating Athletico Deva twice on the bounce also completed a swift pair of wins over Deva’s local rivals Saltney Drawers (6th). Jaromir Popej scored either side of the break to ease them to a 2-0 win on the Wales-England Border, giving me a relatively quiet day on commentary so to speak and lifting them a point ahead of Heffron Hendecagon. The Hendos drop to 3rd, after a 2-1 loss at Turd Division was followed by them throwing away a point at home to Wharfedale Generals – when despite having 6 shots to 1 they were pegged back by Pascal Poaute’s 83rd-minute header. The fortunate Generals climb out of the relegation places to 7th, a point ahead of both Kernow Kensa and Athletico Deva after Deva produced a vital 2-0 win at Kensa with Jonte Malmsborg scoring in each half. Just a point separates the Deviants from their neighbours Saltney three places higher. Above the Drawers though there is a 7pt chasm to Turd Division, who stay put in 5th after a 1-1 draw with Wensleydale Blues in 4th with both goals coming inside 5 minutes in the closing portion of the match.
Division 1
Waveney Valley Swifts are another pacesetting team who’ve lost momentum in midseason, two home draws in a row against Portsmouth FC last Thursday and at home to Locomotiv Noj on Monday slowing their promotion charge. They wasted an advantage of 5 shots to 0 against Noj, who in their eponymous manager’s words “got away with” a point from the big clash of the day: although Locomotiv drop a place to 4th, they are merely 3 points behind leaders WVS with single-point gaps now separating each of the top four. Storming Steaua Bridge (2nd) in contrast have won four on the trot, easily doubling die Ambosse in the doubleheader and bookending that with two victories over AFC Csiki Monkeys, Monday’s by 2-0 at home. Littlewoods Legends are in the same boat, except you can substitute ‘Azure Dragons’ and ‘Whoft Fluffopolis’ respectively into the above sentence, crushing the winless Fluffers 4-1 at the Woods on Monday led by a brace from Alcino Alencar. Littlewoods are going better than anyone, now on a run of 5 wins in a row to roar up into 3rd. They are next at die Ambosse again, who sit second-bottom and now six points from safety after a 2-0 defeat at Azure Dragons in 7th. Portsmouth also picked up an important win to keep just 2pts behind the Dragons in 8th, 2-0 at home to slumping Somers Town Sugar Imps who are only two points further ahead in 6th after four defeats in a row.
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Leaders Croesoswallt Dragons cranked on the pressure on the rest of the top flight with another key win on Monday, seeing off third-placed Great Ouse Town at the Host of Trophies Past to move 5 points clear at the top of the league. They could not capitalise on their first-half dominance after taking a 17th-minute lead through Lewis Harold’s 6th goal of the season, and were made to pay when Scott Grayson fired an equaliser with Ouse’s only attempt soon after the break, but Yassir Badr finally restored the Dragons’ advantage with 12 minutes to play then cracked home a clincher deep into stoppage time. Zeugmaspor (2nd) were held 1-1 at Vita Mortis, in a largely dull game where Zeugma led at the break after Derin Sentürk converted the only chance of the first half, but then conjured only one more chance in the second half and were denied by Mortis’s own solitary sight of goal when last season’s OTF Top Scorer award winner Wesley Bannerman hammered in just his second of this term. Mortis climb back out of the dropzone to 7th, having slumped into it via a one-sided 3-0 loss at the Dragons last Thursday. Zeugma, who had beaten Berkshire Swine to leap to 2nd, stay put but only on GD ahead of Four Candles who dug out a 1-0 win at bottom club Rejects Redux to climb to 3rd.
The Swine stalemated 0-0 on Monday at home to champions Dandy Town, the pair staying a point apart in midtable in 6th and 5th respectively. That meant 9th-placed Hampshire Deers moved right in touch with the pack by beating Eriskay Expression 3-2 at the Glen, just about hanging on after a blitzkrieg blast of three goals between the 20th and 27th minutes – two from Leigh Kerrigan either side of one from last term’s league Golden Boot winner Dwight Allmark – put them almost out sight before Expression pulled two back after the interval only to fall just short in their comeback. The Scots drop into the relegation places in 8th, and are now ahead of the Deers only on GD. With just 7 points spanning 2nd–9th it is all to play for in the second half of the campaign, with only the winless Rejects currently cut adrift.
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