Holy shit. I've only ever seen a team score 9 goals once in all my time on X11. 8 is as rare as hen's teeth.
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X11 season 45 - de rigueur Mortis
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I appear to have forgotten to set any tactics for the MLX QFs, which really surprised me because I thought I had.
I can only assume that due to the loss of senior keeper Larry Leyton, minutes into the penultimate regular fixture against Gotham (plus the attendant disappointment at losing our perfect winning league record), I'd written off our chances in the playoffs to such an extent my subconscious decided to spare me extra heartache – by making me believe that I had spent time and effort trying to win the game against Fury, without my actually having to do so.
In the OTF, have had what is a new random event on me:Change of form in the team
Menno Kras has become a bit bored playing in defence lately. In training, he has tried to push forward as much as possible, but this has resulted in him being caught out of position and getting stick from players and coaching staff. As a result, he loses some form.
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Originally posted by Various Artist View Postactually makes senseIncrease in form
Dave Channel has been invited to star in a shampoo advert, as his flowing locks have become a well-known look on the pitch. ...
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Ahhh, for fuck's sake. The Xpert Ladies season starts today and Viking South Utsira's first opponents (and rivals from last season) Eternal Wars have been handed a new manager about 6 hours before it kicks off. To add insult to injury, he's already installed the worst 'bikini girl' and 'boobs' kits available. This is a 50-year-old man, for crying out loud.
Edit: I'll look forward even more than usual to Janik's review of this fixture, though.Last edited by Various Artist; 26-06-2018, 11:35.
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Now, if you'll forgive some melancholy self indulgence, it's a very sombre time at Baston Fen, home of Lincolnshire Curly Coats. A day long dreaded has come a little sooner than hoped: a combination of two bad injuries, dreadful form impact from a 5th Round Cup exit and worsening league form have precipitated a mini sell-off. And the key departure will be the Curlies' longest serving ever player, beloved goalie Hugh Callender. As the PR will be titled, The Final Page of the Callender Turns. So for posterity:
I'll never find another Hugh.
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Tobermory are going to get relegated back to the Amateur Zone after I forgot to set tactics for today. I think I'll take the opportunity to move on elsewhere - I feel like the whisky theme has run its course. Maybe it's time to resurrect a Mediaeval theme for my next team.
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Originally posted by Various Artist View PostAhhh, for fuck's sake. The Xpert Ladies season starts today and Viking South Utsira's first opponents (and rivals from last season) Eternal Wars have been handed a new manager about 6 hours before it kicks off. To add insult to injury, he's already installed the worst 'bikini girl' and 'boobs' kits available. This is a 50-year-old man, for crying out loud.
Edit: I'll look forward even more than usual to Janik's review of this fixture, though.
I don't get why a manager of a top flight side, particularly one such as Cutty Sark that have finished 2nd, 2nd and 4th in the last three seasons, would want to move to someone else's squad. It's not even like the Bedadas collection is any younger than the ageing clipper crew.
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I like the juxtaposition of the above with Janik's immediately preceding comment about "the ageing clipper crew" of Cutty Sark, seeing how there was also a strong maritime theme in the MLX game, with Matelots Malouins unlucky to lose out to Cornish Crew in the Celtic Pirate Derby.
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Troubling news of straitened times for VA Sports, meanwhile:
Financial event
Viking North Utsire's kit suppliers have gone bust, just days before they were due to deliver a new supply which the team desperately needs. The commercial manager works hard to do a deal with another manufacturer, but due to the tight timescales he is forced to pay over the odds. This costs Viking North Utsire 6 500 econ.
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Originally posted by Hot Orange View PostWe fluked our way through in the last round, so we can't complain. It's been a good season overall - semis in the Cup and quarters in the play-offs, and DVs are looking great.
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One game to go in the Brythonnic 3rd Division West. The table shows Coventry City (boo, hiss) as champions, but behind them -
2. SDS Page 32 points GD +12
3. Battersea 32 points GD +10
4. Nyth Wobbegong 31 points GD +12
Final round of games sees Battersea host SDS Page whilst Nyth travel to Rossoneri. The latter are just one point and one place above the relegation zone but with a better goal difference than the only team who can send them down, SdR's Tremadog Twitchers. So, in true BBC discussing Englands path to the WC final chances, Battersea and SDS will play out a draw, Nyth will win at Rossoneri to claim the second promotion spot, and the Twitchers will fly high at an already gone down Dicks and remain in Div 3 for next season. It's going to be a bumpy one Alan...
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