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    OTF Wordle Ryder Cup 3: Brittle Britain?

    The lexicon of sporting discourse cannot be said to weigh heavy in the hand. Don't go thinking that the best form of defence is defence. If you're bleeding and sweating, let the water works start. Architects are forever consigned to churn out plans and elevations of Our Own Downfall.

    What about margins? Well, they're just fine. They're so fine they come with their own doo-lang doo-lang doo-lang backing track. And they don't come any finer than the slitherette that decided each of the first two Wordle Ryder Cups. WRC1: Logan Mountstuart closes with birdie-birdie to snatch a half-point and give GB heebie-jeebies: GB 13 Rest of the World 12. WRC2: in the sole match that carried over to an additional day, David Agnew makes par on the last to clinch the prize: GB 12.5 RoW 11.5.

    Will the microbalance nod the other way this time? There are sound reasons for picturing the possibility. Out of the top-half finishers in the last individual matchplay tournament, the majority are aboard the RoWdies' ship (even if Rogin the Armchair fan takes another turn at cheerleading for GB this time). The participation of serial GB point-gatherer nmrfox is in some doubt. The notable RoW camaraderie will no doubt be burnished by having pulled back from a parlous 1.5-4.5 scoreline after WRC2 Round 1 to come within a single stroke of grabbing one handle of the Cup. Of those who have already declared their availability for the next contest, RoW outnumbers GB by 5-1. Bring on the show.

    Entries are expected to remain open until Saturday, 20th May, with a prospective start date of Monday 22nd. The Wordle Ryder Cup is staged over three rounds of nine holes each, and will take about a month to complete. Newcomers and returning players are assured of an especially warm welcome - until we tee off, at least. If you have any questions about how this works, please ask, or take a look at previous competition threads. Give it 110%; it's a must-win game.
    Last edited by irony towers; 12-05-2023, 20:01.

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    Entrants as at time of last edit:
    GB Either RoW
    Auntie Beryl lambers irony towers
    Sean of the Shed Balderdasha
    Rogin the Armchair fan Sam
    pebblethefish San Bernardhinault
    Artificial Hipster Sporting
    Hot Orange Sits
    ale ad hoc
    Simon G Discordant Resonance
    David Agnew caja-dglh
    Foot of Astaire's WOM
    Logan Mountstuart
    Last edited by irony towers; 18-05-2023, 20:00.

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      #3
      Here's a blow for RoW's hopes, I'm declaring for them.

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        #4
        I'm in for GB

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          #5
          Will Penny Mourdant hold my sword at the opening ceremony? I'm in for GB

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            #6
            Great intro IT. At the end of the day, I’m setting out my stall and declaring myself available for RoW.

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              #7
              For King and country, I will proudly wordle for the Brits.

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                #8
                As ever am happy to represent any side that balances out the tournament.

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                  #9
                  Bump'n'tag for:

                  ad hoc
                  Artificial Hipster
                  caja-dglh
                  Cal Alamein
                  David Agnew
                  Discordant Resonance
                  Foot of Astaire's
                  Guy Profumo
                  Harbinger of Hope
                  Hot Orange
                  Logan Mountstuart
                  matt j
                  nmrfox
                  Simon G
                  Uncle Ethan
                  Various Artist
                  WOM
                  1974ddr


                  Balderdasha Sam San Bernardhinault Sporting Based on what you've said previously, I've already put you down for RoW; I'm tagging you now to check you've seen the thread.

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                    #10
                    I'm afraid it'll be a no from me irony towers. Too much going on in the working world to be able to commit this time. Sorry.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by irony towers View Post
                      Bump'n'tag for:

                      ad hoc
                      Artificial Hipster
                      caja-dglh
                      Cal Alamein
                      David Agnew
                      Discordant Resonance
                      Foot of Astaire's
                      Guy Profumo
                      Harbinger of Hope
                      Hot Orange
                      Logan Mountstuart
                      matt j
                      nmrfox
                      Simon G
                      Uncle Ethan
                      Various Artist
                      WOM
                      1974ddr


                      Balderdasha Sam San Bernardhinault Sporting Based on what you've said previously, I've already put you down for RoW; I'm tagging you now to check you've seen the thread.
                      Thanks, only just seen this, but yes, I'm keen.

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                        #12
                        Yes I'm in. RoW as per

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                          #13
                          Thanks, IT, count me in.

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                            #14
                            I’ll be there, representing the Gammons.

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                              #15
                              Thanks for the reminder, irony towers - happy to sign up for RotW again.

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                                #16
                                Originally posted by irony towers View Post
                                Bump'n'tag for:

                                ad hoc
                                Artificial Hipster
                                caja-dglh
                                Cal Alamein
                                David Agnew
                                Discordant Resonance
                                Foot of Astaire's
                                Guy Profumo
                                Harbinger of Hope
                                Hot Orange
                                Logan Mountstuart
                                matt j
                                nmrfox
                                Simon G
                                Uncle Ethan
                                Various Artist
                                WOM
                                1974ddr


                                Balderdasha Sam San Bernardhinault Sporting Based on what you've said previously, I've already put you down for RoW; I'm tagging you now to check you've seen the thread.
                                I am in. I was sad that I had no opportunity to say so
                                at the opening post, glad I get a chance now.

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                                  #17
                                  I will come back with the opportunity to rectify being the one that lost it last time…

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                                    #18
                                    Yup, I'm in for sure.

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                                      #19
                                      Hi, thanks for the invite but I only do Wordle occasionally now, having lost my tallies three times now due to account issues.

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                                        #20
                                        Thanks for the tag, irony towers. Confirming participation.

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                                          #21
                                          I'm definitely in for Team GB irony towers

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                                            #22
                                            With all ladder matches having now concluded, there's the possibility of bringing forward the start date for the Ryder Cup. At present we have eight entries for GB and eleven for RoW; I've sent out some PMs to others who may like to join.

                                            There might need to be some tweaking to equalise the numbers on each team. My RoW credentials are very tenuous, but I thought it would be better for the competition to declare for them. I'll give it at least another couple of days for other entries to come in, and hopefully I'll be spared having to consult the Rees-Mogg Manual of Gerrymandering.

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                                              #23
                                              If necessary, I can re-cross the channel. But I refuse to sing the anthem.

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                                                #24
                                                I'm in, irony towers​​​​​​, but as I've been out the country for 32 years I refuse to play for The Gammons.

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                                                  #25
                                                  As already said I have no preference to which representatives of which side beat me.

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