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    Blaseball

    In case anyone needs another timewaster: have you heard of blaseball?

    It's a baseball simulation, with in the rulebook a very pleasing bit of socialism:
    5h. Eat The Rich: Every season, immediately before the Election, the Wealthiest 1% of Fans will have their Coins removed and distributed evenly to the other 99% of Fans.
    Hawaii Fridays forever*!

    *until I earn enough coins to make the switch to a winning team.

    #2
    I'm in and I have no idea what's going on

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      #3
      Originally posted by Incandenza View Post
      I'm in and I have no idea what's going on
      That's part of the fun. The rulebook is also half-censored, so nobody knows the full rule set.

      Weather types for games include "Birds" and "Peanuts". The whole game seems peanut-obsessed anyway.

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        #4
        Which team is it whose players are immune from getting incinerated by umpires this season? I have a sneaking feeling for them. The Moist Talkers!

        https://twitter.com/Fancymancer/status/1302364387659792384

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          #5
          The amount of fan lore is impressive. Clearly people needed a project in these times.

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            #6
            I'm in, picked the Unlimited Tacos based on nothing at all - turns out they're the anticapitalist team, they inadvertently destroyed Los Angeles and replaced it with some sort of multidimensional rift, and are consistently the worst team in the league. Quite happy with that tbh...

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              #7
              https://twitter.com/BlaseballCrabs/status/1290422178849132549

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