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Originally posted by ursus arctos View PostCrap.
So sorry to hear that. It will be better next year.
It would've been nice if we could have had it all. But it cannot be helped.
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Race #6, or Week #2 Race #1, Report:
The desert wastes, heat, wind, the slow trilling of Mexican guitar off in the distance. A strange sepia tone to everything that doesn't actually make sense when you think about it.
But yes, the word racing season was back, baby. Boom! After the traditional reading of the poetry of Pablo Neruda by the Bart Simpson sound-alike voice actor hired for the job, the race was...
on. If by on you mean every race team looks exceptionally tired as though their last race had extensively tired them out and perhaps the lack of 'supplements' through the weekend had left them spent, angry, and maybe just a little dozy in the the old grey matter.
But, new week, new rules! New fans! or rather fan, or rather a few Saguaros that when you kind of squint look like cheering fans! While all the windows to the soul were focused tightly on last week's apertura champion, the ad hoc team, it was another who jumped to a fast lead, the backwards-capped, adidas wearing, 'O.G' lambers who set an early hot pace. The race was his recital, he thought it very vital, to stay in front of "Hey it's, Zeb, Southport Zeb" and slackster. Also Sporting.
Not so hot, in fact, perhaps enjoying their private secluded A.C. luxury train car for a bit too long, Wouter D and nmrfox. Of all the riders it was only the latter who fell victim to the runway's cracks and odd pitches, getting sent sideways as his narrow front tires caught in a rut and sent him spinning sideways as the other races went on unimpeded.
Into the second stretch, or as is known among fans, the 'long yawn'! Here it was Sean of the Shed of the Sean who found strong speed, whipping his yaks to a practical frenzy of hooves and yak... sounds... whatever those are. elguapo04 said 'boo!' and everyone shuddered, but no-one could really find the same pace as sits, around the house.
At the start of the third leg, also known as the KFC leg, it was lambers, followed by sits, around the house, and Mr-return-to-some-consistency, andrew7160.
Who would take the initial checkered flag of the week, hanging as it was from the back-pocket of the old man who accidentally wandered onto the old airport's runway?
Lambers stuck his oars out to add some speed, could they hold out? the ad hoc team's bribe of the judge made his vehicle lighter and speedier on this stretch! would it be the sweet-smelling raisin-cinnamon loaf of diable rouge?
A mass sprint! a focused run! or maybe just a large dawdle!
In the end it was podium places for that trio (two paragraphs back, go back and look now, I'll wait), and a photo-finish amongst the rest. Bringing up the tail end, the notorious VTD and the "D", of Wouter D, followed by the most dawdly of the dawdlers, nmrfox. And Sporting.
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Team/User Place Race #4 Points Race #4 lambers 1 36 ad hoc 2 34 diable rouge 3 32 slackster 4 30 andrew7160 5 28 San Bernardhinault 6 26 elguapo04 7 23 sits 7 23 delicatemoth 9 19 Balderdasha 9 19 Southport Zeb 11 16 Sean of the Shed 12 14 Hot Orange 13 11 ursus arctos 13 11 Vicarious Thrillseeker 15 7 Wouter D 15 7 Sporting 17 3 nmrfox 17 3
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Team/User Week 1 points Race 6 points Season Total ad hoc 126 34 160 lambers 118 36 154 sean of the shed 122 14 136 andrew7610 104 28 132 Wouter D 120 7 127 diable rouge 88 32 120 Kevin S 110 110 San Bernardhinault 82 26 108 delicatemoth 88 19 107 hot orange 96 11 107 slackster 68 30 98 Southport Zeb 68 16 84 elguapo04 60 23 83 ursus arctos 70 11 81 sits 54 23 77 Sporting 68 3 71 nmrfox 56 3 59 Vicarious Thrillseeker 48 7 55 Various Artist 46 46 Balderdasha 14 19 33 Patrick Thistle 10 10
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Race #7, or Week #2 Race #2:
Passing through scenic Culver City, California, an actual real-life location, (It exists we swear!) the racers must deal with an unusual twist, perfectly familiar to the judge's father who used to record the show and watch it at strange times of the day, particularly early Saturday morning when his teenage son would occasionally like to try and sleep in for once, but couldn't since the dulcet tones of the show's host would be blasting from the TV despite an old fashioned 'headphone' theoretically being attached to the jack, "Yes, I know I found the daily double Alex! now let me go back to sleep!"
At any rate, all answers should be in the form of a you-know-what. Penalties apply otherwise.
Clue:
look at all those finished tied on points from race #6. wow.
Bonus clue:
"tepid gravy drink" is above average.Last edited by matt j; 24-03-2020, 11:25.
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Just a quick question: Can we have imaginary trophies for each set of five races as well as one for the total cumulative scores? Not that I'll be bothering the leader board but for late-comers and those who can't play every day it would be some kind of incentive.
Thanks again for doing this! I feel about as useful as a pinball machine playing it but it's still great fun.
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