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Matt J's "Word Racing" timewaster/game for the stay-at-home COVID-19 days of 2020
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Limerick Week, Race #4:
There once was a fellow from Cluj
who in word racing wasn't a stooge.
It often would follow
in events truly hollow,
that he possessed something quite huge.
A latecomer arrived at our party
we realized at once was a smarty
in second Balders finished
in no ways diminished
by rhyme schemes particularly spotty.
In third we had a bit of a tie
between lambers and sits, oh my!
One is rhyming purple
a feat quite enurple!
The other, remote, like the sky.
As for last place, it would be remiss,
should we fail to mention someone like this:
"Oh look it's Zeb!"
and then much like J.E.B.
we say 'Please clap, instead of a hiss'.
Racer Name Race Place ad hoc 1 balderdasha 2 lambers 3 sits 3 slackster 5 Sean of the Shed 6 Test Racer 4 x sporting 7 San Bernardhinaoult 8 various artist 9 diable rouge 10 nmrfox 11 southport zeb 12
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Limerick Week, Race #5:
Finish it off, making it obvious which line is the entry for the race.
So I went to a bar in Wisconsin
said, "I will have a tonic and gin"
The bartender flipped his lid,
"We've only piss, hair, and Covid! -
We've named it a Boris Johnson!" - scores 133
I'm going to assign bonus points for crudity. There.
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