No Portuguese Pundits: Portugal v Germany

[S. aureus]

Another offside goal?

[Patrick Thistle]

Great game.for neutrals this.

[Mr Cogito]

Popping up in the right place at the right time is Gosen's super hero quality, isn't it? Not too shabby with the cross/pass/shot decision-making and ability to execute either.

[Patrick Thistle]

Ah no, is Muller crocked?

[Billy Casper]

My name is Ray de Galles and I endorse this kit match-up.

BLACK SHORTS!

[longeared]

Stuart Attwell's on VAR? May as well just switch it off then.

[Walt Flanagans Dog]

The beautiful big store in Oxford Street is gone. I thought all remaining stores had been converted into Fopp?.

Apparently not, though looks like they are the same company now anyway.

[Patrick Thistle]

End to end

[S. aureus]

I've spent almost the entire first half wondering why my picture looked so crappy when it was supposed to be in high-def, only to finally realize that I'd accidentally set it to not be high-def.

[Walt Flanagans Dog]

Not only could this be the game where the tournament Explodes Into Life, it could also produce a result that Really Turns The Group On Its Head.

A couple more goals for Germany could even Send Shockwaves Across Europe.

[Patrick Thistle]

Well that was a cracking half.

[Walt Flanagans Dog]

Good job there wasn't a goal there, VAR would have ruled the pigeon offside in the build up.

[steveeeeeeeee]

Stubborn pigeon on the pitch.

[Various Artist]

There's a pigeon apparently playing left wing-back for Portugal.

[Gangster Octopus]

BLACK SHORTS!

Are you accusing him of being a follower of Spode?

[Various Artist]

Haha, I see I've disagreed with WFD on the pigeon's team affiliation.

[Sean of the Shed]

Like to see this result stand. It'll make for an exciting last round of games.

[jason voorhees]

These teams are playing like they're running alongside Indiana Jones from the boulder.

[johnr]

Souness is doing 'Gundogan' with the hard second G.

[Various Artist]

Three times in a matter of moments, too. Old school British punditry at its finest.

[johnr]

I mean, he must have heard everybody else, for years, pronounce it as a 'y', so what's going on?

[Patrick Thistle]

Souness is doing 'Gundogan' with the hard second G.

Gundoggin

[Nefertiti2]

I've heard most people say Gundogan in the UK, and i've heard Gundogan in Germany too

[Satchmo Distel]

Portugal have never failed to progress from their group (in 7 previous finals tournaments, 6 consecutive, possibly a record).

[johnr]

Bit pissed off, I've got to go and meet some 'friends' at a restaurant now...