99 per cent of Gargoyles look like Rob Lod

[Stumpy Pepys]

Bah!

Now it's the same Olsson
But with a different meaning
Since you been gone

[Satchmo Distel]

Two notable first names:

Christian - China Crisis (in light of his release from hospital today).

Axel F. - Harold Faltermeyer.

[elguapo4]

" Looking through Billy Gilmour's eyes"

[Satchmo Distel]

I'd Rather Jack (to be on the starting XI)

[Satchmo Distel]

Dembele Full (But We Hungary)

[imp]

Meat is Moder
'Clog Dance' by Zielinski

[imp]

All My Golovin
You've Lost That Golovin Feeling

I'll stop there.

[imp]

No, actually I won't:

Hand In Golovin

[imp]

Anything by Half Man Half Busquets.

[imp]

Sexy Mother Kucka
Quaisons in the Sun

[Satchmo Distel]

Aladdin Sane

[imp]

I feel like the rest of the board drew lots to come on this thread to keep me company and SD lost. "imp's on his fucking musical pun thread making shite puns. Someone go in there and check he's okay. Yeah, pretend to make a shite pun*, then leave as quickly and quietly as possible."

*Aladdin Sané's pretty good, actually. I 'like'

[Logan Mountstuart]

We all come from the West Country, Duda, Duda. We all come from the West Country, Duda doo yayea

[Jah Womble]

Dembele Full (But We Hungary)

Belatedly - this is surely worthy of a nod.

[Stumpy Pepys]

Kissin' Gosens

[Felicity, I guess so]

Schaub, Schaub, let it all out

[lambers]

The Schöpf Schöpf Song (It's in his kiss)

[Various Artist]

I've only just looked at this thread for the first time, put off by the opacity of its title before – but a bad puns thread, though? Why did nobody tell me?!

Chiellini – Omi

Belotti [Belotti, put your hands all over my body] – Madonna

Hazard – Richard Marx

Cheryshev – Kool & The Gang

Shaw – Take That

A Forrest – The Cure

– Mott The Hoople triple bill:
All De Jong Dudes (edit: bugger, Stumpy had that one exactly!)
Roll Away The Stones
Alderweireld Memphis

Boom! Shake De Roon – Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince

Hennessey – Arrested Development

I Friedl For You – Xhaka Can

[Jah Womble]

Some good 'uns, sir.

But you're surely familiar with OTF-favourites HMHB?

[Satchmo Distel]

Red Ligt Spells Danger

[Felicity, I guess so]

Did I forget to mention Memphis?
Home of Elvis
And the ancient Greeks

[Felicity, I guess so]

Frenkie...do you remember me?

[Felicity, I guess so]

I'm a Gini in a bottle baby

[Satchmo Distel]

I've been undressed by Mings and I've seen some things
That a woman ain't supposed to see

[imp]

Somehow we haven't had:
Passenger - Holes