Imaginative Reasons for not joining/ staying at Chelsea

[tee rex]

Final reluctant Shed-ender: Alan Smith

I was racking my brains on that one. Grrr. I assume you mean the Arsenal version of Alan Smith.

He seems to have expunged it from his CV. Not doubting your sources, of course, which wasn't Wikipedia.

[Duncan Gardner]

Folk memory my only source alas. It amused me at the time