There was a man in the back row of the East Stand tier 2 (I include this to give a sense of just how far away from the pitch he was) yesterday who was shouting tactical instructions to every player. He'd repeat them, getting more and more frustrated that the players weren't listening to him, before finally giving up. Until the next passage of play when he'd start again. He was like an angry Dad on the touchline of a school game, furiously barking very bad advice. "GIVE IT YOUNGIE. YOUNGIE IS FREE. YOUNGIE WILL HAVE IT... OH FOR FUCK... TOO LATE!.... YOUR MATE IS LOOKING... GO RIGHT... HE'S FREE ON THE RIGHT... YOUR MATE... OH FOR FUCK... TOO LATE."
This went on for the full 90 minutes. It's a wonder no one banjoed him on around the twenty minute mark. I sat and stewed, losing my temper as he yelled for Manchester United players to press the goalkeeper at a goalkick, screamed to "ATTACK, ATTACK, ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK" at 2-0 up, and yelled "FORWARD PLAY IT FORWARD FOR FUCK SAKE" during a period of controlled possession.
I was hoping he was only over for this one game, but my mate who sits next to me says he was also here for the Valencia game. One of us, I predict, will be on a banning order by Easter. If any good came from his being at Old Trafford yesterday it's that the regulars in his pub back in Ireland got a day away from the shouty nobhead.
This went on for the full 90 minutes. It's a wonder no one banjoed him on around the twenty minute mark. I sat and stewed, losing my temper as he yelled for Manchester United players to press the goalkeeper at a goalkick, screamed to "ATTACK, ATTACK, ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK" at 2-0 up, and yelled "FORWARD PLAY IT FORWARD FOR FUCK SAKE" during a period of controlled possession.
I was hoping he was only over for this one game, but my mate who sits next to me says he was also here for the Valencia game. One of us, I predict, will be on a banning order by Easter. If any good came from his being at Old Trafford yesterday it's that the regulars in his pub back in Ireland got a day away from the shouty nobhead.
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