Annoying footballing rejoinders to greetings/farewells etc

[tracteurgarcon]

Watcha, JJ Okocha

[Kevin S]

How do you do, Ryan Amoo?

[Kevin S]

What's up, Jeffrey Schlupp?

[Kevin S]

Why not, Jill Scott?

[Various Artist]

Gotta run, Bryan Gunn. (Or his boy Angus, nowadays.)

[Patrick Thistle]

Whadja think, Nigel Spink?

(Or Dean Spink as a Shrewsbury version)

[Patrick Thistle]

Move along, Rigobert Song.

[N est à?]

How's things, Torsten Frings?

[N est à?]

Et in Arcadia ego, Luis Figo

[Jah Womble]

"I'll catch up with you guys, ooh, I don't know - we'll have to see how things are fixed, bearing in mind those early meetings in town - after I've made it back to Peterborough, so say, maybe sometime around half past four tomorrow?...'Steve Morrow'"

[Kevin S]

Gotta run, Bryan Gunn.

How's it goin', Mark Bowen?

[EIM]

Off you go, Mr Cantona!

[duncanmckenziedoughnuts]

Ta-ra for a bit, Steve Gritt
How YOU doin', Stan McEwan?
Must dash, Fash the Bash
Likkle time, walk good, Paul and Martin Hinshelwood

[slackster]

Whoops-a-daisy, Martin Hayes-ee.

(It was actually a Gooners chant back in the day, but I still use it for a minor snafu).

[Aitch]

Annoying football rejoinders to greetings/farewells etc - Andoni Zubizaretta

[treibeis]

Catch up with you in the coming months, Stefan Kuntz.

[Sits]

What a charmer, Carlton Palmer!
Try a doughball, Mark Noble
Watch that boomslang, Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang
Don't be rude, Olivier Giroud
Shit a brick, Jeff Hendrick!
What ya feelin' Glenn Whelan?
Up the creek, Loftus-Cheek?

[Crusoe]

See ya later, Geraint Bater
In a while, Kevin Kyle

[treibeis]

"To paraphrase Terry-Thomas, it's absolutely splendid to see you again, despite your being an absolute shower, Franz Beckenbauer."

[Crusoe]

See ya, wouldn't want to be ya, Peter Fear