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    Mundane Thread - Football Edition

    All football odds 'n' sods to go here.

    Bit of an old one this but Eddie Howe - a very ordinary man: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dorset/content/..._feature.shtml

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    And this sounds like a very bad idea: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/boxing/41313235

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      #3
      Tony and Amit show off the model of QPR's new training facility.

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        #4
        Decorated like an Australian's nightmare.

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          #5
          So what are the actual words to this racist stereotyping song that Man United fans have been singing to Lukaku?

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            #6
            To the tune of the Stone Roses’ Made of Stone, the words go: “Romelu Lukaku, he’s our Belgian scoring genius with a 24 inch penis, scoring all our goals, bellend by his toes.”

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              #7
              Needs work tbh...

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                #8
                I didn't realise that his legs were so short.

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                  #9
                  Well in.

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                    #10
                    If they change the lyrics, at what point does Lukaku step in and say "That's not actually racist." 18"? 12?

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                      #11
                      I'd have to be convinced that cock tributes have been made to white Old Trafford strikers. It's possible that Lukaku has been raised in a culture not as obsessed as ours with the mythical correlation between skin color and cock length but it's not just his decision in a society where not-no-innocent racial stereotypes still get thrown around.

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                        #12
                        There's a Dion Dublin reference to be made here somewhere, I just know it but I'm not gonna be the one to word it sensitively enough.

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                          #13
                          I take it you'll have missed zlatan being called "the big man" because of his huge penis then? this obsession among a large subset of man utd fans last season was perhaps the weirdest aspect of Jose's first year. Actually the weirdest part is when Jose said that Zlatan would return for injury becase "Like me he is a big man." That's right Jose, the obvious conclusion to draw from your weird behaviour is that you are imbued with the confidence that having a disproportionately huge penis for your tiny frame gives.

                          Perhaps the weirdest manifestation I've seen of this was on a video that one of my friends had commented on on face book. The video was of zlatan proving his imminent return to standing around like a fucking tree at the back stick, by running slowly on a treadmill in only a pair of shorts. Beneath my friend tagging someone else, there was a plaintive comment by a guy with a muslim name, with over a thousand likes saying "Zlatan, your penis is bigger than my future."

                          And you thought all those liverpool fans who wanted fernando torres to be their girlfriend were weird. The constant fixation on players bodies is opening up new worlds for the exploration of masculinity among football fans. or maybe it's just the constant diet of hardcore pornography has left people more open and curious than before? Who knows.

                          That song is fucking sad though, really really fucking sad. Stupid clueless Brexit-trump cunts.
                          Last edited by The Awesome Berbaslug!!!; 20-09-2017, 11:13.

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                            #14
                            I didn't know about Zlatan. But did the dick reference make it to crowd chant status or was it more of an in-joke?

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                              #15
                              Torres is the absolute spit of ineffectual Galway FG TD (Minister?) Hildegarde Naughton. Personally I'd rather not bed either lookey likely but Fernando is probably the most androgynous faced footballer Anfield has ever seen. I'm not surprised he caused confused stirrings among the RAWK types.
                              Last edited by Lang Spoon; 20-09-2017, 18:00.

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                                #16
                                http://connachttribune.ie/hildegarde...corrib-ranges/

                                Separated at birth

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                                  #17
                                  Golazos galore: the 25 best goals from the golden era of Serie A

                                  https://www.theguardian.com/football...y_to_clipboard

                                  Some absolutely stunning goals in here plus loads of memories from the Channel 4 era.

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                                    #18
                                    How is the Weah goal only #14?

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                                      #19
                                      Gareth Barry is going to overtake Ryan Giggs' Premier League appearances record:
                                      https://www.thenational.ae/sport/foo...nough-1.630478

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                                        #20
                                        Oh, and thanks for that link AE.

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                                          #21
                                          We've a premier league footballer living around the corner from us. He seems unaffected by his sudden wealth and appears to be a thoroughly nice, modest guy. His wife is a nice, kind woman.

                                          Well, my wife teaches their eldest son and he's a total shit.

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                                            #22
                                            So I was looking at this old thread and enjoying Alvaro Recoba's goal in AE's link to "Golazos galore: the 25 best goals from the golden era of Serie A." I used to love his long-range efforts. Recoba's not AE's. Then my thoughts turned to my own club and particularly this strike:





                                            I mean how far out was that - 45 yards? And the ball didn't even dip - it just flew in like an arrow!

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                                              #23
                                              I went to an event tonight where one of the guest DJs was...Henry Winter, Chief Football Writer of The Times.

                                              His first two choices were Ready To Go by Republica and There She Goes by The La's. We left at that point but I have been pondering whether Henry Winter has only ever heard music in football stadiums and, if so, how the rest of his set might have unfolded. Song 2? Hi Ho Silver Lining? Theme From Z Cars?

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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Benjm View Post
                                                ...I have been pondering whether Henry Winter has only ever heard music in football stadiums and, if so, how the rest of his set might have unfolded. Song 2? Hi Ho Silver Lining? Theme From Z Cars?
                                                300 slightly different versions of Sloop John Fucking B.

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                                                  #25
                                                  I always think “Henry Winter, chief football writer of The Times” ought to be a venerable pinstriped fella, recalling Eusebio over brandies.

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